Hello gents.
You’ve been dispatched and your cocks have been chopped off. But what if I told you you could get them back. It wouldn’t take long before everything you once had is back in your possession. Please imagine yourselves by the sea, maybe on a beautiful yacht with a beautiful woman, drinking Champagne, properly frapped, and of a good year. Now see yourself driving that beautiful yacht, atop the beautiful blue sea, with little fishes shadowing you on the side, directly and violently into a coral reef — immersing yourselves in fire.
That’s what’s going to happen to you, lest you step in there and buy some fucking stocks. We’re talking about the green halcyon dream that is America. Don’t squander it, else find yourselves making omelettes in the dirt with naked people in the foreground, your wife busy in the back beating a donkey to death for supper.
If you’re long and getting drilled and your stocks have hit stop limits, you are not permitted to participate in this dip buying excursion. This blog is tailor made for gents like me — the ones who’ve lost some coin, but had the foresight to parlay significant dollars aside for this very moment.
With 5% of my 60% cash, I bought TQQQ.
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This Wall Street hoax cannot diminish the fact that America was made great again by President Trump.
Sort of like the part in “Been Down So Long it Looks Like Up to Me” with the giant turd that won’t flush.
It’s the Democrats fault. That much is clear.
Where’s that RC Cola dude bragging about SNAP?
Best in breed: nvda, ttwo – what else