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Ripple Explodes to the Upside, CannabisFAGS BTFO, Fly Gets Back to Work

What a week. I am still a little upset over today’s 30% whipping at the gibbet in that DTEA. But I won’t think about anymore because it’ll just upset me.

I see Ripple is up 70% today. Whatever. Will traderFAGS edge lord back into cryptos now that TLRY has imploded? That’s a hard trade — lots of overhead resistance.

I want to get back to buying and selling normal stocks again. What better time than now, on a seemingly milquetoast afternoon session headlined by reports that Rod Rosenstein wanted to secretly tape Trump and have him removed from office because he’s mentally fucking ill.

My UBNT is working and I just bought some WK — nothing too major. I am 75% cash and comfortable drifting into the weekend as a man of leisure who drinks gimlets in his spare time, to taper down the harshness of the hot smoke emanating from his estate pipe.

I hope you have a gay weekend and have enough time to see some of those moving pictures. Perhaps if you’re bored, you can go for a stroll in the park, or maybe even go for a ride on your horse.

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4 comments

  1. oldmantrader

    You sound like a true gentlemen old sport

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  2. acehood

    Fly’s from a different era for sure

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  3. moosh

    What ever happened to the once again retracted house of Saud ipo? Scrubbed under the rug? Is there a trend in there somewhere

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  4. heckler

    Anyone think ETH has a chance to run here? Fuck Ripple

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