I’m Broke and Penniless — Absolutely No Cash Left

I used the balance of my cash reserves to catch a falling knife, executing an order to buy JG. It’s a foolish thing to do in September, especially with the Chinese stocks barreling lower. But they’re at the ass-end of the trading range and I don’t give a shit.

In the midst of all the confusion, supernatural storms racing towards N. Carolina’s research triangle, Le Fly is doing okay long his pastiche of colorful stocks. My K and CLX are behaving defensive and CLF is ushering in a new era of blackened coal to be placed inside every home.

My GWRE is hundy rolling to $106, and life is fine.

This JG trade will work — because it’s new and also because any semblance of treaty talks with N. Korea will be inferred to be bullish on China trade talks.