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Amazon is Worth More Than $1 Trillion — Stocks Bland in Otherwise Milquetoast Session

CNBC has been circle jerking around Amazon all day long — sucking Bezos off because he turned a shitty book website into a trillion dollar enterprise. Pfff — big deal.

In other news, Bob Woodward says Trump is fucking insane and his own staff formed a coup to prevent him from ditching NAFTA and a S. Korea trade agreement. More nothing.

Lastly, and most importantly, I bought NEWR — because the stock is great and the shorts are filled with terrors.

My purchases today took my cash levels down to 35%. Moreover, my quant trades have been executed and I’m locked and loaded — eagerly awaiting for total market calamity.

Top picks: AYX, NEWR, TRHC, and APPN

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4 comments

  1. it is showtime

    30% of the time Im talking to you dunces
    50% of the time Im talking to ‘them’ (the standard they reference)
    15% of the time Im talking to myself
    5% miscellaneous

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  2. ericbakerbruce

    100% of the time no one understands what you’ve written.

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  3. moosh

    Pretty ballsy tickers Le Fly. I like it. Already in appn. May start newr.

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