Since I haven’t blogged since 10am this morning, after mic dropping on you motherfuckers — I thought I might share with you the reasons for my sudden and very serious disappearance.
My good friend from NY came over and helped me fix my busted water heater. For the past week, I’ve been rigging my heater manually in order to attain a semblance of decency in the showers. Warm water was something of a luxury around here, NOT A RIGHT. After successfully diagnosing the problem, we then discovered two brand new problems, one of them being my sump pump — which isn’t working at all. This threatens the very existence of House Fly and needs to be mended, IMMEDIATELY.
Also, the water heater relief valve broke after opening it, which placed me on bucket patrol for a brief period of time whilst my good friend fixed it with expert precision.
After winning in the basement and ignoring the sump pump like it didn’t exist, we went out to the yard and sat under a large maple tree and feasted on turkey legs. Dr. Pepper, and Padron cigars. You do not understand the words I write — simply because you have no idea how good Dr. Pepper pairs with cigars. Before talking shit — try it and then get back to me.
Following the cigars, we surveyed the yard and decided the wooden playset was an inappropriate fixture and would chain saw it into pieces. The kids do not use it anymore. They’re too big. Plus, it’s swiss cheesed with holes thanks to carpenter bees.
Then I made Manhattans, drank stout, and finally some ale.
After a much needed cup of black coffee and hammed sandwich, I’m writing to you now — to recount these tales for the sake of documenting them and excusing myself from today’s great trading action.
Two things, we added the amount of comments per stocks on our FreeStockAlgos.com page. You can access Exodus algos there for free.
Lastly, here are my positions heading into the weekend. Be sure to take a free trial now, in order to gain access to the Pelican Trading Room next week. It’s gonna be lit.
NOTE: In the midst of today’s events, one of my dogs complete shat all over my very expensive parlour area rug. It was smashed into the rug, as if someone had stomped into it somehow. It befuddled me as much as it angered me. I steam cleaned it and haven’t looked at it since.
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That sounded day indeed for men of a certain position in life. My dog recently shit on an area rug as well, due to sickness as it is properly house trained. I promptly had said carpet hauled off be professionals to be dipped in disinfectant and deodorant.
That sounded like a fine day indeed for men of a certain position in life. My dog recently shit on an area rug as well, due to sickness as it is properly house trained. I promptly had said carpet hauled off by professionals to be dipped in disinfectant and deodorant.
That sounded like a fine day indeed for men of a certain position in life. My dog recently shit on an area rug as well, due to sickness as it is properly house trained. I promptly had said carpet hauled off by professionals to be dipped in disinfectant and deodorant.