Trump: If I Get Impeached, Markets Will Crash — You’ll Be Very Poor

It doesn’t get more explicit than this folks. You’ve officially been warned. Impeach Trump — become VERY poor.

Watch.

If Trump gets impeached, you're all gonna be VERY poor — believe me. pic.twitter.com/RFs6rkUl1O

— The_Real_Fly (@The_Real_Fly) August 23, 2018

“If I ever got impeached, I think the market would crash. I think everybody would be very poor,” the president said in a Fox News interview that aired Thursday.

“Because without this thinking, you would see numbers that you wouldn’t believe in reverse,” Trump said, pointing at his head. “I got rid of regulations. The tax cut was a tremendous thing.”

It’s a tremendous thing, believe me. Under Trump, we’ve all grown spoiled and fat, but also very thin, and beautiful. The evil Obama had a rancid stock market, lots of regulations, and a litany of tax issues that made the market both fat and fat.

Early going, I am up a gingerly 1.5%. I cannot seem to stop making money. I did warn you that this week would be bananas. Truth is, I have so many stocks that I want to buy — companies lingering on my buy list. But I am a disciplined man, almost military grade, and have been in farmer mode for approximately 18 hours. I will not buy anything, lest I am able to sell something first.

If I wanted to, I could sell a bunch of stocks in my account for EXTREME profits; but they’re not done going higher.

Case in point: JG, TEAM, ZEN, HUBS, NVTA, YY, PCTY, VEEV, LITE, and WIX — just to name a few.

Enjoy the last days of summer over champagne cocktails and seafood — for the winter is just around the bend and impeachment too — at which point you’ll all be very poor and destitute, and sickly and feeble.