Fly Buys: $CVNA, $JG

These next two stocks are beautiful — like two big balloons attached to a decorative basket, with all of the best people inside of it. I own both balloons and power them with hot air until the air gets thin, and lovely, and I can’t go any higher.

I bought CVNA and JG.

The latter, JG, is especially terrific, as a new Chinese IPO trading below its offering price — sort of like UXIN. This is a market where men like be reduce themselves, mind you, to purchase stuff like this.

As you were.