Today the plumber stopped by my house and my coyote nearly ate him. I could tell he had been smoking pot, probably because it’s legal and nutritious for you. I brought him downstairs to have a look at my water heater and he immediately said ‘bro you need a new tank.’
I retorted ‘but you haven’t even looked at the damn thing.’
And he said ‘bro, dude, this thing is shot man. You need a new one.’
‘How about just swapping out the part? I don’t want to change the whole heater now.’
‘Good luck finding the part. They don’t even carry it anymore. Go to Amazon and buy it. We’ll plug it in for you.’
And then he left, leaving behind a $125 invoice.
America is a wild ravenous place, filled with degenerates and drug addicts, all chasing greedily after paper money. If you’re fortunate to have some of it, others with less will try to take it from you — sometimes by force.
The beautiful thing about the stock market is that it displays these horrible traits in real time and on a very live stage. We’re all in the arena trying to rip off one another — duping someone with our shares because we’re done with them and couldn’t care less if the buyer went bankrupt buying them from us. It’s an indecorous game of capitalism, unrelenting in its viciousness and divisiveness. It just so happens that I am a superior being when it comes to trading — the very best the world has ever seen.
Case in point, I entered today long TLRY, SHSP, SONO, MOMO and I edged into CRON and HUYA throughout the trading day. My winning streak is going to be the biggest ever. My last streak, enjoyed two months ago, was 38 wins out of 39. This time around, I intend to win 50 straight times, without even the smallest of downticks. The market is in my wheelhouse now and there is nothing that could be done to stop me.
The stock Gods are dead. I am the stock God. Bow down before my presence.
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Hey index-manipulators!
It’ll take more than that to shake -me- out!
A terrific bond squeeze rests ahead, gonna be yuuuuge!
At least he didn’t come back in and ask, “Dude, where’s my truck?”
Everything is made to break these days. That fancy new high efficiency HVAC? You’ll be lucky to get 5 years out of it.
Congratulations if you rode SODA from the dead in 2015/2016 to $140 in two years.
Get your BILI clubs ready
$SOXS