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18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
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In the Land of Whistle Blowers, This Man Stole the Cake

Everyone is a snitch these days. I am certain former iBC employees will soon discuss the details of my leadership, where I’d regularly whip employees for making grammatical mishaps. Just yesterday, the fagLORD Peter Strzok launched a “Go Fund Me” page to defend himself against evil Trump and raised $500,000 in hours.

Tonight a former employee of Tesla took to twitter in order to snitch, so that he could cast a pall upon Elon Musk and all of his employees. To that end, he’d like you to now donate money into his Go Fund Me page.

Thus far, he’s only looking for $500k, to fight against the evil Tesla car machine company. This seems like a good gig and being a small business owner in need to financing to further our growth, I might as well skip the VC funding phase and go straight to the internet with a Go Fund Me page of my own.

At any rate, here are some of the things this lad, Martin Tripp, is saying tonight. All of the Tesla bearshitters are literally and figuratively circle jerking over this info.

Love the fact he put TSLAQ on it, assuming the company is going bust.

Continuing.

Okay then.

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