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CRISIS OVER: Qatar Pledges $15 Billion to Save Turkey

One could expect to see headlines like this soon, helping Mother Turkey from falling into the sea.

QATAR PLEDGES TO INVEST $15B IN TURKEY, NTV REPORTS

Is the crisis actually over? Maybe not for today. The ball is already rolling downhill and people can’t help but to vomit on themselves. Expect downside pin action throughout the day, culminating into the close which might haunt people into selling it all. An enterprising man would sell non-essential longs now — raise cash — and then prepare to buy high quality stocks with all of their might tomorrow morning.

Are you man enough to do it?

In the meantime, old man stocks are bucking the trend.

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5 comments

  1. henceforth

    Turkey should get Bear Stern’d for defying the Orange God. Send a message to all the other Turd World countries

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  2. infinitezuul

    An interesting tactic would be to back Greece in taking over Turkey. Had enough of them, tbqh.

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    • henceforth

      We must pillage Turkey and use the proceeds to fund the Space Force

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      • infinitezuul

        That didn’t work so well in Libya or Iraq. Maybe you can blame that on nearly complete incompetence though. Regardless, Space Force will pay for itself inside five years and it always has been and always will be Constantinople.

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  3. fxtradepro

    I’m secretly wishing that Trump serves up a flock of F-15s to lay waste to Istanbul right here right now. Then order the rest of the world to lay down their weapons or they’re next….

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