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WHOEVER DOESN’T LIKE SONOS PLEASE STEP FORWARD

You will be liquidated and inserted back into the matrix and repurposed. Anyone who isn’t carefully considering owning SONO for the long term is seriously retarded, and in a bad way. There are various forms of retardation. There’s the one that isn’t funny at all and deserves the empathy of all. There’s the type of raucous behavior that is often considered ‘retarded’ because callous men decided the word applied. And then there’s those who do not deserve empathy and aren’t behaving wildly. Those people are just really dense and stupid. They are the bad form of retard.

I will have you know, and this is without question and cannot be debated, SONO will trade higher.


Superior Audio Devices, Designed for Intelligent Humans

On this being the IPO date, let it be known that Le Fly stepped in sideways and purchased shares of SONO at $17.80 for the explicit purposes of profit. I do not care about valuation, nor what your feelings are about the market. I know this and this alone: everyone worth talking about enjoys their Sonos speakers.

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16 comments

  1. acehood

    Sonu, Roku and Spot deserve to be in any upstanding gentleman’s portfolio. Prove me wrong.

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  2. cancel19

    So are these guys better than Bose?

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  3. WrongView

    Without doubt they are the unstoppable GPRO of 2018.

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