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Equities Soft, Cryptos Hard — Welcome to the Upside Down World

Everything you see tonight is a lie. The NIKKEI down more than 1%, Nasdaq futures down 33 — all fibs. By the time you awaken from your slumber tomorrow morning, things will be green and beautiful again. Why don’t you take the day off from work tomorrow and trade from the beach? It seems like a reasonable thing to do. I highly recommend Sunset Beach in Cape May — for road tripFAGS out there. It has to be my top 5 beach in the United Steaks.

The one advantage the east coast has over the west is our beaches. One could actually swim in them, sans a fucking wet suit. The Pacific Ocean is wonderful and fierce, but it’s cold as shit, just like the hearts and souls of all the vacuous people who live there. The east coast is steeped in tradition, dating back to the founding of this great nation. If you live on the west coast and not a derivative from a famous family bloodline, odds are your from poor DNA stock — a vagabond or a criminal who carried on via a chuck wagon out west in order to escape prison and/or to capture some fool’s gold. After failing, great grandpa settled down near the cold as shit ocean, married some unlucky woman, and spit out 10 kids. That’s California, more or less; prove me wrong.

Bitcoin is higher — but so what.

Come join us in Exodus. Tomorrow is gonna be fun, believe me.

Ciao and goodnight.

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3 comments

  1. jonnybegood2

    living on the Redneck Riviera (Destin, Seaside, Rosemary Beach) I don’t often think about the old Jersey beaches my parents took me to. Normally went to Sandy Hook, which was close, but we occasionally went down to Cape May. Best in Jersey by far.

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  2. acehood

    Taxes are too high in NJ. Prove me wrong.

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  3. ironbird

    Actually. Some Great Grand Fathers only had one son. Then that son only had one son. Then that son only had. Buying farmland the whole time in pesos. Not everything in these United Steaks started out of King Georges bowels. Other than that. Spot on take of Commiefornia.

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