Futures Are Way Higher; Get in Here and Tell Me Why Stocks Are Going Lower

I just ate a giant bowl of cherries. I felt gluttonous afterwards, so I ate a box of plain greek yogurt and it was disgusting and I felt better afterwards. Now I’m drinking some hot coffee and it’s a bit too hot, even after the milk I applied to it — so I’m testing it every now and then and it’s pissing me the fuck off because it’s burning my mouth.

Before I ate the giant bowl of cherries, I walked my coyote and she did nothing but lead me down ruinous paths, attempting to eat shit off the ground.

Now I’m here, typing away like a madman — with just two index fingers hammering away into a fucking laptop — pissed off just for the sake of being pissed off. I think I’m happier when I’m angry — it gives me something to do.

Futures are +135 and I fully expect oil to head lower, any fucking day now. I know there’s one of you absolute fagLORDS, salty AF, in the comments section who always congratulates himself for nailing the oil trade and he gets mad because I didn’t “play it right.” Fuck that guy, and anyone else who bothers me whilst I’m conducting high level experiments in finance.

I’m sending out an Exodus pro-tip tomorrow. I’ve been doing this about once per week and subscribers really like them — because it describes the platform in ways they never knew existed — and because I am a master communicator. This week I will discuss how to use the software to begin financial modeling and to draw useful macro data for the overall market and also explain why I have custom indexes there and how they’re useful.

Ok, I’m gonna end this meaningless post now to get a better look at the market.

Talk later.