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NOTHING CAN STOP ME; BOUGHT $ZS

I was in cash for a few hours, and then the market rallied, so I bought ZS. My thought process is simple, a mockery of the thinking man. I wanted out, so now I’m back in. In my head, I’ve already gone to cash, so by buying after doing so, I am conducting a Costanza trade — doing the exact opposite. Ergo, I cannot lose — since my losing streak was at 3 and all of the haters are back and strong in the comments and on Twitter.

This singular stock will serve as a missile, aiming directly for their giant faggot faces — blowing them out of the water.

You will see. Markets want higher. President Trump won the trade wars again. I cannot lose.

Long ZS.

Developing…

Oh, BTW, get yourselves some HUBS while you’re at it.

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4 comments

  1. ferd

    HUYA and DDD.

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  2. ferd

    BTW, the haters are here every day. A week ago it was your mindless groupies spewing hate. This week it’s your mindless enemies.

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