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18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
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Markets Tumble and Get Beaten into the Close; Enjoy the Weekend Lads

What a fucking fagroll into the bell. All of the momo stocks were eviscerated into the bell. My ZUO and PVTL got fucking poleaxed. All in all, this was a reversion to the mean week for me. All of my recent success has been checked this week, as I took one tumble down the stairs after the next.

It’s hard to describe how these streaks come and go; but when they go — they really do go.

The only silver lining for the day was CBLK and DOMO.

Markets barely traded up and if there was another 10 minutes of trade, we’d be down.

My quant finished up 20bps for the day and to be honest, I don’t even want to think about stocks anymore. I’ll regroup and come back on Monday with a sharp mind and cock made of steel. Enjoy the weekend and be sure to drink recklessly and also smoke a lot.

You are men, after all — act like one.

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8 comments

  1. cancel19

    Dang! They swatted this market like a fly at the EOD.

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  2. soupbone

    Markets need to start discounting Trump policies, what better time than now?

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  3. acehood

    More Drake videos!

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  4. schizo178

    Cash is king

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  5. 2 wheels

    Thanks for keeping it real – you have been very transparent with your ups and down. Not many people have the balls to be so honest. It’s a roller coaster ride for sure – but roller coasters are the Boss Ride at the amusement park. The bigger the risk, the more we crave it.

    Survive the downturn so you can come back and keep playing the game – best of luck to everybody.

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  6. joyous__ending

    A great man died today – Harlan Ellison
    The Wall of Worry builds, buy dips or buy a hot dog.

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  7. dragun

    Fly, how’d you do on the quant MTD and YTD?

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