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Stocks Slaughtered (Temporary Setback Edition)

The 2-10 yield curve is flat as shit now, just 32 bps. Meanwhile, the Trump-world trade war resumes, uninterrupted, all the while oil careens higher at a time when it’s supposed to drop.

These negative drop backs, coupled with the overheated nature of the small capped rally, has led us here — absolute bloodshed and carnage, and also more bloodshed.

I lost gobs of money in CBLK, DOCU, MDB, and HUBS. I even lost money in the old man stocks I bought today. Everything was lower and the pin action was so dreary, I ended up diving into both SRTY and LABD as a hedge against my rapidly declining stocks.

Into tomorrow, I am 15% cash, hedged with SRTY, LABD, 3 old man stocks, and a partridge and a pear tree.

Completely fucked.

Meanwhile VIXfags rejoice. The world is upside down.

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10 comments

  1. schizo178

    Why not just labd and srty and 50% cash ? Nice call on labd by the way

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  2. schizo178

    Why not just having labd , srty and 50% cash ? Nice call on labd by the way

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  3. it is showtime

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  4. awanka

    These are all some interesting levels, Mr. Fly. I am curious, very curious indeed, where the markets go from here.

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  5. calculater

    You got cock blocked in CBLK

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  6. 2 wheels

    Only one logical thing to do here – going all in on Tootsie Roll.

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