Stocks Are Heading Higher, Oil Has Topped, Bitcoin is Dead

How many fucking times do I have to tell you about the seasonality Gods and how they rule over the domain of oil with an iron fist?

Here, have another God damned look.

Don’t worry, I’m not mad at you or anything like that. I just had to walk my fucking coyote and she was especially virile this morning, attempting to bite a rabbit here, a school bus there, all the while my fucking allergies went haywire and I’m over there sneezing like a fool, having my arm ripped out of my socket, at the same the fattest fucking joggers in the neighborhood roll past me drawing the teeth out of my dog with kids on bikes whirring by with their mohawk helmets. School busses honking — birds fluttering, squirrels racing up trees, and rabbits jumping into bushes. She lost her shit.

But now I’m home and the central cooling system is filtering out the earth from outside and I took an allergy pill, so I’m feeling somewhat better.

Let’s talk about the market.

Stocks look great, oil is shit, and Bitcoin is a joke and dead.

That’s all there is to it.

Let’s keep this even simpler. Best place to put money in equities now is software and Chinese stocks.

I told you to get involved in HUYA, BILI, and IQ — but you chose to buy some faggot oil stock and now you’re hating life. Listen to me now, software and Chinese, Chinese and software. That’s it and that is all.

Software: SMAR, HUBS, ZEN, ZUO
Chinese: HUYA, BILI, IQ, and maybe some YY

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