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Trump Withdraws From Iranian Nuclear Agreement, Tensions Flare in the Middled East

Hey look at the fake news being spread now, most likely printed last night to sell this reversal in US policy.

Iranian troops are, apparently, making awkward movements, staring at the sun sideways and spitting on the ground like camels. For that, the state of Israel is on the highest of alerts and is calling up reserves. No shit, they really are. Also, and this goes without saying, bombs should be flying soon — because the Iranians are, mind you, an evil scourge on this planet — an obtuse and imminent threat to our way of life. It should be noted, and readily so, they are not a democracy and pal around with brutal dictators like Assad and Putin.

Very soon, America and her allies will strike deadly blows to this evil regime in order to usher in a new era of peace and prosperity, until of course more peace is needed, which will cause us to repeat this process, ad infinitum.

As for my investments, they’re doing swell. Quant account is jogging on +0.4%. My trading positions are okay, with exception to my DRIP position which is getting ball boxed hard, thanks to nonsensical hysteria. That is offset by my gains in OSTK, YINN, and SSC.

To be honest, it’s all a bore, until something actually happens.

War with Iran when?

Why not now?

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9 comments

  1. infinitezuul

    Got get ’em Israel! Finally a war we get to watch from the sidelines.

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  2. it is showtime
    it is showtime

    All hail king trump, King of israel, the americas, and some shitholes

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  3. acehood

    No need for formal “war” when the US and Israel can strike whomever and whenever, and no one will do shit. Carte blanche is what bloated military budgets buy, and that, my friends, is priceless.

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    • ferd

      You are a fucking idiot.

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      • acehood

        Don’t catch feelngs, junior. It’s time to watch how the real world works.

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    • clock

      acehood:
      No need for formal “war” when the US and Israel can strike whomever and whenever, and no one will do shit. Carte blanche is what bloated military budgets buy…..
      shalom 🙂

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  4. heckler

    I’m sure this has nothing to do with Pompeo, Bolton, and that greasy fucker Prince of Saud all wanting regime change in Iran… It’s just because this was “the worst deal ever”

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  5. ferd

    Laughably ironic speech in light of the fact the WE are the main sponsors of terror. Trump even blamed Iran for supporting the Sunnis of ISIS.

    “Bibi, Sheldon, and ilk no doubt enjoyed their blow job …and Trump’s Rapturetard base will cluelessly send their kids to more war.

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    • clock

      ferd:
      “Bibi, Sheldon, and ilk no doubt enjoyed their blow job …and Trump’s Rapturetard base will cluelessly send their kids to more war. shalom 🙂

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