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Match.com RETK After Zuckerberg Unveils Facebook’s Scheme to Destroy It

Dr. Fly Tue May 1, 2018 3:47pm EST 4 Comments

It’s over MatchFAGS, literally. Swipe yourselves the fuck out of the business — because your MTCH position is now worth eggshells.

My 5th grade teacher used to say shit like ‘that’s how the cookie crumbles’ when something went terribly wrong in class. For you Tinder using motherllamas — erase your profile and app now. Zuckerberg and Facebook are now taking over.

Ancillary victim, IAC, parent company of MTCH, RETK as well.

Chances of recovery: zero.

If you want to laugh, watch this shit. Funny as fuck.

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4 comments

  1. awanka
    awanka
    May 1, 2018 at 4:11 pm

    My goodness. A pensive development, Mr. Fly.

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  2. awanka
    awanka
    May 1, 2018 at 4:13 pm

    Cuckerberg is coming for your online girlfriends!

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  3. numbersgame
    numbersgame
    May 1, 2018 at 4:38 pm

    I literally LOL’d when I read this line in an article:
    “The CEO explained that the app was designed with privacy and safety in mind from the beginning. ”

    In other news, WhatsApp co-founder and chief executive Jan Koum resigned from WhatsApp and Facebook’s board of directors, citing disagreements with Facebook over the messaging app’s privacy and encryption.

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  4. joyous__ending
    joyous__ending
    May 1, 2018 at 5:12 pm

    Looks like MTCH IPO actually made folks money even with the crash, unlike SNAP

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