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Buying $FIZZ — Because Nothing Can Be More Profitable Than Selling Fancy Seltzer Cans

Jesus Christ it’s raining so much here I think my house might float away. I was doing some yard work over the weekend and the grading of the landscape needs repair, from heavy erosion due to minor flooding. If I don’t haul in a shit load of top soil to cover exposed tree roots, I risk having illegal Mexicans trample over them with their lawnmowers — killing my trees dead.

Speaking of which, the god damned trees are dropping like flies in the yard — always succumbing to beetles and carpenter ants. I’ll need to plant some new one’s soon. I usually go with swamp oak — because they’re strong and nearly impossible to kill.

Markets are strong — but oil is weak. I like long stocks and short Russia here, especially in light of recent sanctions on them and of course their exposure to oil.

I just bought some FIZZ too — after a long weekend of inebriating myself with the help of their little key lime sparkling water cans. They make for a fine gimlet and I strongly recommend all of you to give their product a try, especially when inebriating oneself.

Things are going swimmingly in Exodus. The algos are working tirelessly, creating new opportunities every day — and the community is vibrant, smart, and callous — my favorite qualities in people.

Back to FIZZ. When will they catch a buyout? It’s a no-brainer for any large beverage company in search of growth. With the stock bidding up nearly $3 and my new found affinity for the brand paired with gin, I like my chances playing this thru $100.

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11 comments

  1. probucks

    a bit late to the party sir. FIZZ is done

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    • sierra water

      No way FIZZ is done. Pepsi tries to get in the space with Bubly in leu of buying FIZZ. Do me a favor, go to your nearest grocery store and buy a can of Bubly and let me know how it tastes. LONG FIZZ.

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  2. acehood

    What is your go-to gin, sir Fly

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  3. reversion

    $HMNY back in play…….

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  4. reversion

    $HMNY https://m.benzinga.com/article/11483940

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  5. fryguy15

    LaCroix is life. Try the lemon with a little bit of iced tea crystal light. Makes a great bubbly sweet tea to mix with Tito’s.

    The stock… ehh. looked a lot better at $85

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  6. juice

    Austrian heart-throb chancellor has peace proposal for Syrian players.

    https://www.reuters.com/article/us-syria-austria-kurz/austrias-kurz-calls-for-resumption-of-syrian-peace-talks-in-vienna-idUSKBN1HM0NF

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  7. mx2101

    Fly- If the real estate market pulls back and you are inclined, you might consider a different kind of house and property in your area. Life can evolve your idea of what you want in a home.

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