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Israel Hits Syrian Base in ‘Preemptive’ Strike; Futures Soar

A reporter from the Jerusalem Post is reporting Israel conducted missile strikes on a Syrian base in Homs tonight — most likely from the comforts of a submarine nestled between US and Russia naval assets. The gist, Israel will not stand idle and watch Assad commit atrocities upon women and children, plus MUH Iran and their little drone from a month ago.

As such, more than 12 Syrian losers are dead — upwards of 30 wounded.

An editor at Fort Russ News, likely a massive Russophile, said these strikes took place where Russian personnel were placed and this could’ve started a MUH war.

Syria claims 8 Israeli missiles were swatted out of the skies like flies.

TrumpFAGS, Never Trumpers, and anti-war Democrats are rejoicing tonight — because war is good and makes us feel powerful and mighty — to bleed out others and steal their lives via advanced weaponry.

Futures are +200, maybe because of this news, maybe not. The absence of a Chinese response to recent Trump shit-talking is the most probable reason. At any rate, things are fluid and futures can change with a blink of an eye.

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4 comments

  1. sarcrilege

    OMG, what a great opportunity to GTFO and let Israel fight its own wars. Everybody start calling/emailing their rats in congress to GTFO. All is good now. Israel is on the case.

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  2. juice

    Mossad’s fingers are probably among those in the latest chemical attack pie

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  3. ferd

    The Israeli government obviously cares deeply about Syrian civilians …why else would they seek to kill the killers?

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  4. chuck bennett

    They are clearly the good guys.

    Then again, I did read about how some in the military thought ISIS might be good for defeating Assad and Syria.

    Regards

    Chuck Bennett

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