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No Matter What, President’s Xi and Trump Will Be the Bestest of Friends, Also War with ‘Animal Assad’

Okay wake me up from this lucid nightmare.

In spite of the Syrian armies ‘encircling’ Douma, making it inaccessible to anyone else in the world but evil Syrians, Russians and Iranians, AP and other news agencies have been able to freely report from the area — posting pictures of women and children suffering from an apparent gas attack. Because of this fact, Trump says there is going to be a ‘big’ price to pay and even called out his boy Putin for supporting such an animal like Assad.

Ergo, it appears the deep state takeover of Trump is complete. John ‘Fucking’ Bolton is in — all of Trump’s faggot Alt-right cucks are out. MUH war is imminent — because women and children and ‘Animal Assad.’ Regime change is necessary lads, in order to stop the bloodshed and to stop the gassing.

Meanwhile, multiple sources have reported a tense call between Bibi Netanyahu and Trump, over the decision to remove the 2,000 or so American soldiers from Syria, who have been illegally occupying the country for reasons unbeknownst to me.

But two US officials told The Associated Press on Wednesday the talks grew tense because of Israeli concerns that the United States will withdraw from Syria in the near future and allow its enemies — primarily Iran — to gain a further foothold in a neighboring country through its various proxies.

Officials also said Trump is dramatically scaling back the country’s goals in Syria as he pushes for a quick military withdrawal, abandoning plans to stay long-term to stabilize the country and prevent the Islamic State terror group from re-emerging.

What a coincidence that a gas attack should occur in a Syrian occupied area replete with reporters, just after the President said he was getting out.

Now let’s check in on the official Neocon response.

In other news, Trump and Xi will be best friends, in spite of engaging each other in economy ruining trade war.

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15 comments

  1. moosh

    Seems about right. I got 5 on it. Higher

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  2. ironbird

    David Hogg has it all under control. Now. Everyone freak out again.

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  3. sarcrilege

    The whole MUH Russia, Assad, novichok, false flags, etc. was executed as planned (long, long time ago) to proceed w/ www3 which is to distract the dumb peasant masses from market, economic, political and financial collapse and exhaust humanity thru war and misery to the point of helping Israel to steal large part of ME for itself and let hofjuden make Jerusalem the capitol of the totalitarian communist NWO.
    https://tinyurl.com/y7xhyh5o

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    • moosh

      You calling a stock market top? No fucking way. This will just be construed to noise for now, just a flutter in the beat of the universe

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  4. Lyndon Keltner

    @numbersgame,

    Re: The Sino-African Trade,

    Let me start with a snippet from an article from the very illuminati Council on Foreign Relations:

    “Economic ties between China and the African continent have deepened as China’s economy has thrived. China surpassed the United States as Africa’s largest trade partner in 2009. China is a destination for 15 to 16 percent of sub-Saharan Africa’s exports and the source of 14 to 21 percent of the region’s imports, according to estimates from Thomson Reuters and the World Bank. While the majority of Africa’s exports to China are comprised of mineral fuels, lubricants, and related materials, it also exports iron ore, metals, and other commodities, as well as small amounts of food and agricultural products. China exports a range of machinery, transportation, communications equipment, as well as manufactured goods to African countries.”

    In the earlier years, the relationship seemed more about goodwill gestures. That’s no longer the case. Some others of the illuminati class predict that the evolution of the trading partnership will lead to even more substantive long-term economic integration and a stronger alliance on international affairs:

    https://www.imf.org/~/media/Files/Publications/DP/2017/44711-afrdp.ashx

    Countries can and do think in much longer (multi-generational) terms. China was as poor as most of Africa 30 years ago, it isn’t anymore. Relatively speaking, they will be even richer than the Africans in another 30 years given the fact that China is still experiencing a higher rate of economic growth than Africa. In recent years, China has already been in the position to outsource than labor-intensive productions to the African countries. They have been doing that, and will be doing more and more of that as the status quo intensifies.

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    • numbersgame

      Ok, but I know you understand the difference between the statements “China surpassed the United States as Africa’s largest trade partner” and “Africa surpassed the United States as China’s largest trade partner.”

      I skimmed through the paper, but it mainly focused on China’s effects on Africa vs. Africa’s effect on China. Your comment on China’s relative affluence as comapred to Africa further emphasizes my point that China’s domestic market would be a more logical palce to look for consumers than Africa, assumming trade with the US goes down.

      I will acknowledge that the population growth in Africa vs the rest of the world could mean that in several decades, Africa may become a more important consumer market for China than its own population.

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      • Lyndon Keltner

        I’m taking the long view from China’s perspective.

        It is true that the Africans today can’t be too useful as major buyers of China’s exports. But the Chinese clearly stands to gain in the long run having cheaper African labor to hire and many important natural resources to drill/mine.

        And as the Africans get richer because of China being their benefactor, they will be more than willing and able to afford to consume more Chinese goods and services.

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  5. ferd

    Yup. We’ll see photos of dead and dying Syrian kids on MSM along with a narrative that serves the Likud/neocon agenda. Interesting though that we won’t see similar up-close pics of dead, dying, and purposely crippled (Israeli sharpshooters have been instructed to “shoot to cripple” in order to keep the more inflamatory death count low) protesters in Gaza.

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  6. moosh

    Chinese gangs are all over the place in African mines, and at the very least just taking notes.

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    • sarcrilege

      Good thing the Chineez have a nice wall to protect them once afrikans decide to migrate to china.
      Historical fact, who says building a border wall won’t work? The Chinese built one over 2,000 years ago and they still don’t have any Mexicans……………….

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  7. Cricket

    Hmmm. Let’s analyze for a moment.

    Event 1. Douma chemical attack.

    Qui Bono?

    Ukraine.
    China.
    Israel.
    Saudi Arabia.
    Qatar.
    NATO.
    Military Industrial Complex
    Anglo-American Neocons/Deep State.
    Five Eyes Intelligence Agencies.
    Globalist Oligarchs.

    But not:

    Russia.
    Syria.
    Iran.

    Event 2. Skripal (Salisbury Chemical Attack)

    Qui Bono?

    Ukraine.
    China.
    Israel.
    Saudi Arabia.
    Qatar.
    NATO.
    Military Industrial Complex
    Anglo-American Neocons/Deep State.
    Five Eyes Intelligence Agencies.
    Globalist Oligarchs.

    But not

    Russia.

    Therefore one must conclude: RUSSIA DID IT.

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    • sarcrilege

      why is China on these lists?

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      • Lyndon Keltner

        Because anything can be on any list, regardless of how nonsensical the list is.

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      • Cricket

        Two reasons that come to mind: drive a wedge between the “the west” and Russia and to draw America into a prolonged and expensive middle east conflict (and away from the Pacific – where the American military is pivoting).

        Zbig’s biggest fear was China-Russia coming together.

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    • Lyndon Keltner

      Oh noes! Hey SYSOP, Russian bot detected on your site.

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