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18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
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Dollop Another 200 Atop Your Smorgasbord of a Rally — OIL IS RUNNING HOT EDITION

I have a natural inclination to bet against the herd. Sometimes it works in my favor, others times, like now — it ends in ruin. Today’s magnum opus of this great big titted rally is a short squeeze in basic resource stocks. Since I am long a triple inverse ETF with time decay working against me — I thought it’d be fitting to illuminate this point to you — the unwashed reader — in order to make yourselves feel better about life in general.

Think about it — someone, such as myself, superior in all facets of life, getting his face ripped off in a trade gone wrong — subjected to the idiocy of poorly crafted ETFs because of wanton greed and hubris. Oh, I deserve all of these losses and much, much more.

But what do you deserve — the plebeian sanitation working trifling through garbage for treasure? Why, you deserve the very best.

I BRING FORTH TO YOU THE Exodus OVERSOLD SIGNAL AND AN UPDATE ON ITS PRESENT OS CYCLE.

Yes, it’s true, I did sell my SPY position after just 3 days. I placed a very short time frame on the hold and will regret it for the rest of my life. But the cycle has always been 10 days; and as you could clearly see from the picture above — it is now +7 from the original signal just 8 days ago.

Indeud.

In other news, the President is losing his effectiveness at making AMZN trade lower.

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7 comments

  1. ericbakerbruce

    I love the tit for tat. Trump is the winner here. Fuck being more “Presidential”. I hope he continues to use Twitter and starts letting us know about his daily bowel movement(s).

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  2. acehood

    Why did you sell after only 3 days??

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  3. tonka

    I’ve been thinking 2015 repeat for a while now.

    But there was a great moment after the flash crash, when it looked like we were going to double dip. Sentiment hit new lows with prices well above the lows. Bears did a victory dance, pressed their bets, and off we went higher.

    That dip felt very similar.

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  4. bennyhill

    I nailed the bottom #TIMESTAMP. Benny Hill ain’t no shill.

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  5. stocksnblondes

    Global economic fundamentals are good and Trump is clearly just posturing with his tariffs ahead of negotiations with the Chinese. It is not in China’s interest to enter into a trade war, and Trump will fold like a cheap suit when the time comes, especially as Republicans are going to pressure him not to rock the boat ahead of mid-terms in November. Furthermore, I trust the Fed won’t blow it all up by being too aggressive with rate hikes ala Greenspan in late 90s. Shorting is suicide. Drink the Kool-aide, its all good!

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