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Let’s Us Hope Markets Drop Really Hard Again

I’ve just awoken from the deepest of slumbers. The kids are on vacation and by the grace of God, my coyote didn’t growl and bark at me this morning for her morning expedition to terrorize the neighborhood. I woke up past 11am and felt generally well spirited. I then walked the coyote and she attacked three moving cars. There’s something wrong with her brain, as she enjoys to be hyper-aggressive a bit too much.

I see markets are higher, but the breadth is weak and I do not think it’ll last. It might be wise to stay in cash.

Here’s the President shorting AMZN again.

And here’s the President threatening NAFTA and cutting off aid to Honduras over the fucking caravan of folks streaming into the country.

Let’s get a live shot of this caravan and their demands.


Look at all them lawnmowers

“We demand of the Mexico and the United States: that they respect our rights as refugees and our right to dignified work to be able to support our families,” according to their statement.

The second demand is “that they open the borders to us because we are as much citizens as the people of the countries where we are and/or travel.”

Quit worrying about the caravan. Those lads are simply coming to do the jobs that you don’t want to do. They’re coming to wash your dishes, mow your lawns, and cook your big fat steaks so that you can chew it with your big fat fucking jowls.

What else is going on?

Not much else. We’re doing Exodus trials and I need to answer about 200 emails. Also, we’re implementing Sharpe ratios into the platform this month. Let me go fetch myself a large mug of black coffee and get back to you later. I’ve invented a new way to drink my coffee, which is essentially Illy espresso dark coffee, but brewed like regular coffee in a pour over or french’d press. It is quite literally the best tasting coffee I’ve ever had.

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15 comments

  1. sarcrilege

    a lot of bad hombres in that caravan

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    • numbersgame

      And most, I assume, are good people just trying to do what is best for their familes

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  2. traderconfessions
    traderconfessions

    Better dressed than most WalMart shoppers… right?

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  3. wolfdaddy

    Im sure they are all up to date on their vaccinations!

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  4. numbersgame

    As someone who is left of center, a little courtesy goes a long way. Makign deamnds instead of askign for help is the wrong way to go. I assume that this is just some strategy, as making demadns of an alpha-male, low-esteem, wanna-be disctator surely won’t get those demands met.

    Simirlarly, I am fine with giving a path to citizenship to DACA kids, but they must understand that is a gift, not a legal right (those on the right shoudl also understand that this was a gift by birth to most of them by sheer luck of right place, right time).

    In other news, I think that this is a shakeout of weak bulsl and overeager bears, and we go comfortably up 100 daqs (at least that’s waht I’m plannign on)

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  5. TJWP

    Looks like you need some machinegun posts on the Southern border to stop the impending invasion. I mean at this point either fight or just roll over and die.

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    • numbersgame

      I would call you a pussy, but that would be inaccurate because most women aren’t as afraid of immigrants as you and your “alpha male” buddies are.

      Why don’t you go buy a Remington. I hear they are on clearance…

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    • numbersgame

      And to be clear, I’m part of the silent majority that thinks we need to protect our borders with CPB agents SUVs, satellites, and more drones, not some stupid cement wall or trigger-happy machine-gun-toting vigilantes.

      Another way to protect against illegal immigrants: harsher penalties for companies that hire them.

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      • TJWP

        Oh so you are one of the retards that wants to sink how much money into retarded overcomplicated ideas when a wall is the proven cheapest and most effective deterrent? Obviously because you are so well informed on the issue.

        Riddle me this fuckface: if walls don’t work why is the US military building one with Jordan? Why is Israel building them? Why did it work for Hungary and Poland?

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        • numbersgame

          I’m not surprised I have to explain this to you.

          1) The US border with Mexico is just a *little* bit bigger than the Jordan’s border.
          2) You think $25 billion is cheap? I’d tell you to do the math, but I know you can’t so I’ll help you:
          $25,000,000,000 / 2000 miles = $12,500,000/mile
          There is 5280 feet per mile, so that is about $2500/foot
          3) Israel is basically in a military zone. A fortified wall is useful for defending against an attack. How many times have we been attacked on the Mexico border? Zero. I know you are scared, but we don’t live in the middle east.

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    • TJWP

      Its not about being frightened dumbass its about defending the sovereignty of the nation.

      You should keep your childlike understanding of adult matters to yourself.

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  6. awanka

    It makes me very sad to see how many people agree with Trump that the USPS is losing money because of Amazon. This country is focked.

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  7. cancel19

    Who organized this caravan of doctors, lawyers, and engineers in the first place?

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  8. soupbone

    Every country has to protect its borders plain and simple. The approach the orange fella takes is odd and gets misconstrued but in this case totally justified.

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