iBankCoin
18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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***NASDAQ FUTURES SHARPLY LOWER***

Nasdaq futures are off by 31 and you’re all doomed. A great gray shadow has been cast over your heads and there is nothing you can do about it. The President is at war with glow in the dark gremlins at the CIA, all the while the deep state and military industrial complex jockeys hard for more war in the Middle East.

PREPARE TO SEND YOUR SONS INTO HARROWING COMBAT

Maybe we need a war. Perhaps the gladiator mentality is what keeps countries strong and virile. Lord knows we need some more testosterone coursing through the bodies of our youngsters. Men in this country lack seriousness, a byproduct of being comfortable and indulging themselves in luxuries. No one likes to put in the work anymore — go through the meat grinder, exercise grit and determination to execute a plan. Sometimes I gaze into the comments section here, gawking at the weakness displayed through veiled comments, and wonder how some of you are able to function. Weakness is not accepted in this Dojo and will not be tolerated.

CLEAN YOUR ROOM. BE A MAN

Heading into tomorrow’s ax swing to the cock, I am long LABD, SOXS, and a variety of bio-science stocks — degenerate of the first order.

Final suggestion for America:

STOP EATING DOMINOES PIZZA.

What the fuck is wrong with you?

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7 comments

  1. sarcrilege

    War is good business. The threat of war is even better business. Perpetually.

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    • sarcrilege

      …and PCR agrees full heartedly:

      The combination of the Israel Lobby, the neoconservatives, and the military/security complex have proven to be too powerful for peace to be established between the two nuclear powers. If you look at Trump’s administration, the above three forces are those in charge.

      https://tinyurl.com/yaqj24k6

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  2. Lyndon Keltner

    Gotta step in and go long a load of NQ contracts sub-6940 for at least 20 points. This is wicked easy money.

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  3. joyous__ending

    I plan to relax, enjoy spring, and wait for a good oversold reading. Likely one coming before end of March.

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  4. infinitezuul

    The Fed will hike 250bps this week to intentionally crash the market. Bernanke will be personally executing every sell order from his corner office at Citadel, while smoking a giant blunt filled with marijuana. Mueller will hold an unannounced press conference that will be piped through every channel and every internet site. He will unroll a document that says in large, bold letters: No, Trump. YOU’RE fired.

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  5. 'merica

    Dominoes is trash, the White Castle of the pizza universe. Little Caesar’s is where it’s at. Five dollar hot and ready. I can eat an entire pizza for five dollars. Even McDonald’s can’t beat that.

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