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Morning Poppers (WITCH HUNT! Edition)

Good morning lads.

It’s a beautiful day here in Princeton, NJ — a tad above 30 degree with clear skies — but it feels like zero. America has a great big beautiful stock’d market and the President of the United States tweets shit like this on a regular basis.

Futures are slightly higher ahead of Jerome Powell’s congressional testimony. I am certain it will go well. After all, he’s a fucking lawyer and is a trained liar with an incentive to be as nonplus as possible in order to skate into the crime organization called the Federal Reserve.

Nothing stands out this morning, so I might as well hit you with some actual news and then go fetch myself a scalding hot cup of coffee. Fuck with me, I swear to God I will throw it into your digital faces.

DPW +8.9% (announces California finance lending license issued to subsidiary)
ABIO +20.1% (Initiated with a Buy at Ascendiant Capital Mkts)
Macy’s beats by $0.14, reports revs in-line; guides FY19 above consensus
Cree target raised to $36 at Williams Capital Group
GW Pharma receives Orphan Drug Designation for the European Medicines Agency (EMA) for cannabidiol for treatment of tuberous sclerosis
AutoZone misses by $0.39, reports revs in-line
SeaWorld Entertainment misses by $0.05, beats on revs
Veritone target lowered to $10 at B. Riley FBR, Inc. on lower ests
NTRI -26.7% (Target lowered to $52 at B. Riley FBR, Inc. following earnings/guidance)

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4 comments

  1. sarcrilege

    This goy Powell prolly was not even allowed to look at FED’s books and his (((handlers))) gave him talking points to read today. No doubt tinkerbells at WSJ, cnbc, etc. will be all over it as if Powell was the one making these “decisions”. such bullshit.

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    • figesmalls

      I am convinced you are a Tribesman as well. No one could spew such garbage and know so much without being one of those filthy, disgusting people as well.

      If the Holocaust really happened, your parents should have died there as well.

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      • figesmalls

        Fly please remove the above post – I lowered myself and profoundly apologize. The post was not worthy of your fine site

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      • sarcrilege

        except shoah didn’t happen, it’s just your ordinary jewish victimhood extortion (what else?) scam …so here we are!

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