Jerome Hayden Powell, Esq: QE Worked

I know there’s an autistic report floating around that says QE didn’t work. However, that report is absolute shit — written by people who are literally retarded, drooling of the mouth reprobates. Anyone in the market back in 2009 knows QE worked. We lathered ourselves in the cocaine dust provided by POMO — provided by Dr. Bernanke.

Now we have a new Fed Chair, a suave banker who is going to make the Fed great again. After hearing Jerome Hayden Powell, Esq during today’s testimony, I recant my earlier opinions about him and now believe he is the best Fed Chair in American history.

Here's Jerome Powell trying to set monetary policy. pic.twitter.com/yCcejRPU4Q

— The_Real_Fly (@The_Real_Fly) February 27, 2018

Here’s Fed’s Powell setting the record straight, telling all of those assholes out there to shut up about QE not being great — effectively placing the QE tool back in the Fed’s toolbox to be used, aggressively, at a later date.