GET IN THE OIL BARREL LADS — THE LIQUID IS NICE AND WARM

I’ve always been keen on buying oil stocks; but often disappointed over the lack of rigging in the price, which in the past caused wanton disappointment and scathing losses. Thanks to President Trump, all of that bullshit has ended.

The era of the oil barrel is here now. The House of Saud are back to fucking with the price of crude and the frackers are operating 24 hours a day in the shale — working hard to extract sweet and delicious crude. I know the industry can be daunting, especially for an ignorant fool like yourself. But know this, you’re only ignorant thru lack of experience and that lack of experience makes you dumb, up until the point when you’ve earned some tangible experience.

See how that works?

Here are my oil longs and some others I like.

FTK, CRR, ESV, CHK, ECR

Frackers worth your attention.

TUSK, FRAC, SLCA, SND, HCLP, PUMP, EMES

Remember to hedge those barrel bombs with a dose of SQQQ — cause fuck the Nasdaq.