I’M A NET SELLER HERE — BOOKED PROFITS IN $CRSP

I’M GONNA SCREAM FOR THIS ENTIRE POST. I’VE ALWAYS WANTED TO GO ON A LONG DIATRIBE, SCREAMING THE WHOLE WAY. OFTEN TIMES, AS HUMAN BEINGS, WE TEND TO FOLLOW A STRICT TRACK OF FORMALITY, ALWAYS MINDFUL OF THE OPINIONS OF OTHERS. I, ON THE OTHER HAND, HAVE A TENDENCY TO ESCHEW THESE FORLORN INSECURITIES AND HAVE BEEN KNOWN TO SAY WHATEVER IS ON MY MIND — IRRESPECTIVE OF THE CIRCUMSTANCES.

TO THAT END, I SOLD OFF MY CRSP POSITION WHICH WAS PURCHASED LAST WEEK — BECAUSE I AM UP 5 DOLLARS ON IT. I LIKE THE IDEA OF SELLING NOW BECAUSE I MADE 5 DOLLARS. I ALSO LIKE HOW THIS BLOG POST IS COMING ALONG. IT HAS THE LOOK OF AN OLD TELEGRAM. I ALWAYS WANTED TO WRITE MY OWN TELEGRAM. STOP. BUT I WAS BORN INTO AN EVIL ERA OF TRANSVESTITES AND AUTISTIC SCHOOL SHOOTERS. FULL STOP.

WITH THE PROCEEDS, THEY SHALL FOREVER REMAIN IN CASH, OR UNTIL I FIND SOMETHING TRULY AWESOME AND TRULY AMAZING. HARDCORE PORNOGRAPHIC STOP.