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Researchers: Eating Processed Foods Greatly Increases Chances of Getting Cancer

The British Medical Journal published a study that says eating shitty processed foods cause cancer.

Researchers in Paris studies the medical record of 10,000 adults and cross referenced their intake of food items — amounting to more than 3,000, and found that foods such as processed cakes, chicken nuggets, mass produced bread, soda, confectionary and processed meat increased risks of getting cancer.

In fact, it showed that as little as a 10% increase in consuming this shitty foods led to a 12% bump in cancer.

Naturally, processed food fags are having a fucking stroke over this and are in hyper-shill mode trying to kill the story. The common rebuttal is ‘urging caution’ and reminding normies to have a ‘balanced diet’ while also advertising Dorito flavored Taco Bell cancer bombs.

Processed foods amount to a staggering 50% of the average person’s diet in several western countries — such as ‘Merica.

“If confirmed in other populations and settings, these results suggest that the rapidly increasing consumption of ultra-processed foods may drive an increasing burden of cancer in the next decades,” the researchers said.

Here is the absolute state of Cancer Research U.K.:

“People shouldn’t worry about eating a bit of processed food here and there based on this study. There is good evidence that too little fruit, vegetables and fiber and too much processed and red meat in our diets can contribute to the development of some types of cancer,” Linda Bauld, Cancer Research U.K.’s prevention expert, said in an email.

“Eating a balanced diet, avoiding junk food and maintaining a healthy weight are things we can all do to help stack the odds in our favor,” she added.

In other words, keep eating MCD and frozen tendies, in spite of the fact researchers found a marked increase in cancer rates in people in a LARGE DATA SET, rubber stamped by a cancer prevention ‘expert’ who probably gets grants by General Mills.

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17 comments

  1. doc

    Go down to snack foods. “Good Health” is a misnomer:

    https://www.fda.gov/Food/FoodborneIllnessContaminants/ChemicalContaminants/ucm053549.htm

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  2. sarcrilege

    Also, stop eating carrots! Everybody that ever ate carrots either died or will die. Thus, carrots are deadly. You were warned.

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  3. natehois

    My grandpa, into his mid 90’s, survived on microwaved hotted dogs and TV dinners. Ultimately died of some sort of heart issue but I think most of these things are a “generally people should not do this” rather than a be all end all for everyone. Everything in moderation- balance your big mac with an apple. Not every day obviously, but I think its good to give your body a cholesterol shock now and then to keep your endocrine system on its proverbial toes. Just my 0.000051 BTC.

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  4. Cricket

    Processes foods? Please tell me that this doesn’t include Le Big Mac, Royale with Cheese and pommes frites.

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  5. juice

    tell that the seniored citizen, multi-gazillionaire and fast food aficionado, Warren Buffet

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  6. Dr. Fly

    You people are beyond ignorant, almost stupid.

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  7. moonshot

    Stop with the red meat FUD. These studies always leave out the real culprit: massive piles of sugar.

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    • ferd

      Perhaps, but sugar is a health food compared to the GMO HFCS poison preferred by food processors in the US.

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    • fryguy15

      +1000. Should also note that all processed carbs metabolize into regular old sugar once down the pie hole. Same with juice.

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  8. og

    I want to be like Tom Brady. I no longer eat fruit.

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  9. derp

    Just finished off a plate of salmon, bok choy and broccoli. Because the magic word is “regular”, bitches. You young pups don’t know.

    But one day you will.

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  10. fryguy15

    If you didn’t cook it yourself, chances are it’s garbage. Tonight its some nice bone in pork chops with a mountain of peas and carrots.

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  11. probucks

    People who regularly consume fast food are degenerates (I have not remorse) or the poor (Get these people a WholeFoods).

    I would like an update on if Dr. Fly is still a stupid Vegan

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