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DOW FUTURES COLLAPSE; CRYPTOS HAVE ZERO SUPPORT

Good evening lads, you’re all gonna lose an incredible amount of money tomorrow, yours truly included. While you guzzle down some swill, watching the fools ball game, know this: Dow futures are -300 and sinking fast — NASDAQ -55.

Both gold and oil are little changed, which leads me to believe this might be a dip worth buying tomorrow morning; but it’s very early, so anything can happen.

Over in crypto-fag land, BTC is at 8,340 and ETH at 842, off by ~10% or more.

It’s all coming to a head soon. Everything you’ve known to be status quo over the past year has ended. We have a market that is embracing the downside, which, ultimately, is a good thing.

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50 comments

  1. it is showtime

    +1000 in my direction.

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    • sarcrilege

      Nope. Just a 6-10% correction down below the trend line and heading higher after that. BTFD. This is not it!! The usual synagogue suspects are waiting for the goy fall guy Jerome Powell to take over the reins at the Temple before they pull it (extra Silverstein) by starting a war (the big one) in ME for the benefit of that filthy terrorist State of Israel and its luciferian hellhole dwelling disciples waiting for their anti-christ, the fucking tranny Baphomet.
      https://tinyurl.com/y84n5ugy

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      • ironturd

        Whiny little nazi boy with hyperlinks and zero market participation. Fuck off the planet you sad bastard.

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        • sarcrilege

          Relax you zionist (((pig))), have a ham sandwich and go lick baphomet’s bleeding ass. Did you have a nice weekend?

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          • insp cluso to you

            You know if you are going to disparage other creeds, races, religions, etc., you should at champion your own first.

            Racists are scum, pissants and just plain queer as fuck ball lickers. At least the ones I’ve seen in the flesh. Mostly run away from confrontation unless they have a small army of rock throwers with them
            All just fucking losers whether in HS, at work or wherever you run across them. The whiny little fuckers nobody ever liked or would tolerate aside from their stupidity.

            Go fuck yourself. You’re probably just a bot anyway.

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          • sarcrilege

            homo in your closet, ^^^^^^^, have you all come out of the same “switch your emasculated beta gender to feminazi cunt” clinic tonight with bleeding twats and heart on your sleeve for the politically correct cultural marxist ‘know it all’ safe space in the basement dwelling crybully snowflakes defenders to virtue signaling lust for “queer ball lickers”? WTF is it with you gender confused homos tonight? Have you not had a tiny black dick in your mouth the whole weekend or what? Just take an aspirin and go to bed already. You’re overtired from looking for your sippy cup.

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      • J Adabese (your pen pal)
        J Adabese (your pen pal)

        Seriously dude. Do you sit at your screen 24/7 beating off for the flys next post? WTF?

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        • sarcrilege

          No. I am waiting for you to change your decomposing tampon up your badly reconstructed menstruating twat. Try to get on a rag. The itching between your fat cellulite filled legs, right below your droopy vulva, may go away and you might feel better. Start taking a daily multivitamin and drinking more water. Once you get off meat, include a B12 a few times a week. And don’t forget to go to bed early. Taking a nap without a juice box must be rough on you, yes?

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          • acehood

            Charming site, Fly.

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          • sarcrilege

            asshoof, ^^^^, are you on on a rag too? You transgenders are really fucked up. And it’s not even full moon. Must be the meds helping you switch your gender to neutrality, no? Go back to your practitioner and complain. Sumtin wrong here.

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          • J Adabese (your pen pal)
            J Adabese (your pen pal)

            Beat that meat buddy.

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          • insp cluso to you
            insp cluso to you

            Where can I read your manifesto?

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  2. gappingandyapping
    gappingandyapping

    We will be green by morning, ZERO and I mean ZERO chance they let us trade lower tomorrow. Prepare for maniac upside tomorrow!

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  3. stocksnblondes

    I’m planning to fade any pop we get tomorrow. Nobody seems worried about this correction, which makes me think it will have legs.

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    • joyous__ending

      A couple months of chop will be fine, 10% off of Dow 26,500 is Dow 24,000. We were there December 1st.

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  4. husaria

    Must feel good about $XIV, yes?

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  5. dae42

    You sir have an odd equivalency to a box of rocks.

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  6. joyous__ending

    Crypto collapse is one of the best things to happen in this market, it was clouding up the windshield. Everyone had their chance and made some profits off the scam. Now back to our regularly scheduled trading/investing environment.

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  7. Cricket

    Anybody notice that Trump has stopped harping about the stock markets?

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    • sarcrilege

      he’ll restart the market shilling when his boy goy fall guy Jerome Powell sits down in Yellen’s yeast infection stained chair.

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  8. the dude

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9-eUEKmdg-E

    You can be dead. Or you can run around scared as shit with your gun. Or you can be Colonel Kilgore.

    I will not be buying until the Exodus gods deems the market oversold.

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    • clock

      I will not be doing any MAJOR stock buying
      until the DOW shows less than 17,000.

      Day Trades only!!!! I would advise you
      ladies do the same; lest you get stung
      like in the 1920’s.

      Very Bad Times are coming.

      Cheers!!!!

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  9. roundwego

    Liquidity is evaporating. As fred from Samford and son would say. This the big one aunt elizabeth.

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  10. Lyndon Keltner

    Slowly covering YM short position. Will go long circa early morning if no bounce is in sight by then.

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  11. Lyndon Keltner

    All eyes are on the Treasury futures tonight; Cryptos are a sideshow like they have always been.

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  12. gorby

    This seemed to be building for about a week. I think it has legs.There is little

    reason to buy equities-micro growth-when you can buy bonds for

    for the same amount of risk

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  13. stocksnblondes

    I’ll be happy if the market takes a dump so I don’t have to shithead Trump bragging about it anymore.

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  14. moosh

    This is all Jerome’s fault. Bring back the bearded pimp

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    • Lyndon Keltner

      Trump’s *blame-Obama* tweet in 3, 2, 1…

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      • moosh

        Whatever, you think a half billion capped blowout in anything doesn’t wave out?

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        • insp cluso to you

          This thread will be irrevelant when futures are mixed in the morning. I’m long svxy after selling uvxy Fri(got shook out before the last ~7%) and will not stay around if we really are going down for the big one.

          Just can’t see the stock machines taking a day off. Cheap labor?

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  15. Lyndon Keltner

    Net long stock futures as of 4AM Eastern.

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  16. roundwego

    Dip buyers will create a waterfall as they eat their losses.

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    • oilerua

      it’s a temptative debubble+shake out..there’s no shorts just longs need to cycle in lower prices at the moment

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      • roundwego

        It’s a hollow market the air is very thin up here.

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        • oilerua

          its a pretty strong machined market instead . but indexes can’t close 20+% at the end of this year, for some reasons.. so we will assist rinses

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  17. oilerua

    – you’re all gonna lose an incredible amount of money tomorrow

    not sure who your talking to

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  18. roundwego

    Japan is crashing.

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  19. heads up

    “ultimately, is a good thing.” yeah if your short lol. And the so called “asset” bitcoin, may never come back.

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