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HODLers, Stoners BTFO; Both Crypto Currencies and Pot Stocks Crushed in Vengeful Trading

Markets were slightly higher today. HOWEVER, cryptos and pot stock aficionados were throughly ravaged about the cheek and gum.

Here are two cannabis stocks for you to laugh at.

And a cannabis ETF.

The whole sector is like that, which comes as a severe scolding to the Canadian cucks from the north. I am always amused by their schemes. Canadians are very similar to the Chinese in this regard. Because they’re unable to achieve true greatness, they’re susceptible to committing fraud and forgery, always mountebanking around town in a most dishonorable manner.

It should not come as a surprise to anyone bearing witness to both cryptos and pot stocks being blown the fuck out at once. They share the same user base — stoned out faggots trying to get billions by way of criminality.

On a more distinguished note, I bought ESV and sold out of a bunch of my positions, many of which were Chinese, just to have a clean slate. My top performer and favorite pick at the moment is XIV. I am +10 from my basis and looking for MOAR.

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9 comments

  1. ho_chi_min

    boolish

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  2. the_wolf

    whaaaadya expect, we have a goddam drama teacher selfie clown fuck up deceitful little cancerous bastard as our leader up here in Kanadaaaaaa,…….

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  3. it is showtime

    Telling you… Not a coincidence bullshit bitshit is coming down as well.

    you dont think they could keep it up if they wanted to?
    really
    you don’t think with all the upsurges and saves over the last 6mos
    they couldnt keep it up
    the game couldnt be kept going (?)

    And regardless, That a parabolic endstage peak wasn’t occurring and didn’t
    as was beyond obvious
    throughout

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  4. the dude

    Old man puffing pipe. Mmm-hmm.

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  5. soupbone

    They are analogues as you say, neither has been blessed by a license yet. The pot stocks are hoping to get the nod to actually produce, their only arguement being “we went to all this trouble to get investors so we should produce” type of thing. Plenty of other sources exist.

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  6. john_galt

    The Maggot posting about pot stocks going to the gutter? The bottom must be close.

    I hope you faggots mortgage your house and put it all in XIV.

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  7. WrongView

    https://www.cnn.com/2018/02/01/us/los-angeles-sal-castro-middle-school-shooting/index.html

    How many kids will hurt or killed with Musk’s flamethrower before they outlaw it? Outrageous!

    Oh, wait, it was a gun that was used? Neverind, I nothing can be done.

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  8. roundwego

    Trade war is upon us as currency war phase has pasts. How long until the final phase, physical war? The market us on barrowed time as globalism dies.

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  9. uglyflint

    If frump fires Sessions pot stocks will triple overnight.

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