Markets played themselves today, gapping higher, then lower, then higher again. This is the sordid brand of churn that kills portfolios — makes people think all is lost. Don’t let the nihilism take hold of you and try to remember that as grim and dire as things seem to be, as the horrible horribles pile up and the losses accumulate, America is becoming great again and jobs are being created on a daily basis. Taxes are being cut, and Fox News ratings…through the roof.
A great Orange Gorilla presides over you, helping you become a better person — richer, better looking, with Jedi-like powers.
I sold out of my RAS position for a 30% win, while losing my balls in MYSZ — thanks to an impromptu secondary offering. Moreover, I made a slew of gains in gold stocks, and held tight with my XIV position — up 6 from my basis.
Listen to me. Nothing has changed but the date on the calendar. Janet “fucker” Yellen is gone, corporate earnings are being guided the fuck up, and rates are still incredibly low.
Calm the fuck down and stop shitting yourselves.
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Bought more QQQ calls. I’d like more, but it is probably time to quit buying them.
Now is chance to buy MOAR….. You must be giddy, yes?
I like your style Dr. Fly!
Fly I dont see the “gold gains”. I got buried in NG and silver plays AG and EXK.
You ever heard of the Kansas City shuffle?