iBankCoin
18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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Breezing into the Bell with Extreme Winship of Magnanimous Proportions

When I sold my OSTK this morning north of $77.50, some of you ball jugglers took exception to it. Now with the stock racing towards $70 with zeal, you now see that I have a time machine. My recent gains are innumerable and the hits keep coming; try to keep up.

Just today, I blew out of OSTK and XNET for profit, while barreling into several other small capped plays which will assuredly make me money tomorrow — at least that what I’m hoping will happen.

I’ve got numerous irons in the fire, such as LEDS, SHLD, RAS, and AMCN. Today was a dour day for the oils, which really raped some of my oil plays like FTK. But that’s all right. “The Fly” doesn’t get frazzled in the face of mounting dangers — he strides into it with his saber and cuts his enemies down like Swiss cheese on a hot grill.

KODK, LFIN, and GROW look damn tempting here; but I don’t own any because I’m trying not to get too vagrant. Should the market truly trade lower, I’ll have my hands full with these lunatic stocks. On the quant side, things are going swimmingly, up 5% for the year.

I hope the government shuts down and never opens again. Might as well toss that shit on the blockchain and call it a day. I suspect everything will eventually get barbed on the chain — defunct stores selling nothing but coins. Life as we know it will be greatly improved, once we’re all armed with crypto currencies to get rich off from.

Admittedly, today was a bit boring and I spent most of my day inside the Pelican room, in Exodus, shit talking with the fellas/ladies. Tomorrow will be a better, more eventful, day. In the meantime, I’ll be honing my skills in the SHITCOIN space, in order to make 10,000x my money.

FYI: We finally added CSV export functionality to Exodus.

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4 comments

  1. og

    OSTK saved KODK with that news. These crypto plays are propping each other up now.

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  2. mstowe6

    You still in LC Fly?

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  3. stocksnblondes

    As for myself, I’m prepping for a black swan event this year to blow all the complacency out of the water. Now I sound like the old Fly…

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