Breezing into the Bell with Extreme Winship of Magnanimous Proportions

When I sold my OSTK this morning north of $77.50, some of you ball jugglers took exception to it. Now with the stock racing towards $70 with zeal, you now see that I have a time machine. My recent gains are innumerable and the hits keep coming; try to keep up.

Just today, I blew out of OSTK and XNET for profit, while barreling into several other small capped plays which will assuredly make me money tomorrow — at least that what I’m hoping will happen.

I’ve got numerous irons in the fire, such as LEDS, SHLD, RAS, and AMCN. Today was a dour day for the oils, which really raped some of my oil plays like FTK. But that’s all right. “The Fly” doesn’t get frazzled in the face of mounting dangers — he strides into it with his saber and cuts his enemies down like Swiss cheese on a hot grill.

KODK, LFIN, and GROW look damn tempting here; but I don’t own any because I’m trying not to get too vagrant. Should the market truly trade lower, I’ll have my hands full with these lunatic stocks. On the quant side, things are going swimmingly, up 5% for the year.

I hope the government shuts down and never opens again. Might as well toss that shit on the blockchain and call it a day. I suspect everything will eventually get barbed on the chain — defunct stores selling nothing but coins. Life as we know it will be greatly improved, once we’re all armed with crypto currencies to get rich off from.

Admittedly, today was a bit boring and I spent most of my day inside the Pelican room, in Exodus, shit talking with the fellas/ladies. Tomorrow will be a better, more eventful, day. In the meantime, I’ll be honing my skills in the SHITCOIN space, in order to make 10,000x my money.

FYI: We finally added CSV export functionality to Exodus.