Morning Poppers (The Final Trading Day Edition)

It was a fine year for stocks, world wide. President Trump proved to be just as retarded as everyone thought he’d be, also the funniest President this country has ever seen — unintentionally. The site has gone through many changes, most recently marked by a sudden resurgence of my trading fervor, casting aside political nonsense for Bitcoins and crypto proxies.

Heading into 2018, I am filled with optimism. Truthfully, it’s hard not to feel good after 12 perfect months in the S&P 500. We literally had zero down months, an anomaly that is absurd as the faux Russian scandals that grip half the nation. My singular hope for 2018 is true happenings — panic and fear on a monstrous scale. “The Fly” thrives best under extreme pressure, like an ancient piece of coal.

I want to thank all of you for reading, sticking with me during my phases. This most recent Sean Hannity phase must’ve been trying for many of you — so a tip of the hat and double shot of Jäger to you, virtually speaking.

I have big plans for the site in 2018, bringing in some new blogs, upgrading Exodus, and launching a crypto bootcamp. Personally, I’ll be starting up my advisory business, which will be 100% quantitative, using the sublime harmony of mathematical precision (SHOMP) inherent in Exodus. Also, I’m currently working on a joint project to build an open source platform for crypto-currencies — bringing my algorithms and ideas about market intelligence platforms to the ignorant planet of fintech crypto — the most retarded and backward place in all of finance.

On this final day of trading, 2017, stocks look to trade higher. Cryptos are strong, especially Ripple, and I think it’s time for us to celebrate early — perhaps pop some bottles of champagne at the desk, aiming for each other’s eyes — because these halcyon days will not last. They simply cannot.

My final accomplishment of 2017 was learning how to make mean homemade onion rings and pretzels. In his spare time, Le Fly enjoys to cook, listen to WQXR classical music or The 1920s Network on Tunein Radio, whilst drinking copious amounts of gin martinis or wine. I’m no longer a vegan — but I still do not eat meat and I do not crave it whatsoever. Fish is just fine for me. I’ve slacked at the gym the past 12 months — partly due to an elbow injury, partly due to keeping busy with other things, and I managed to write two books — something I would’ve thought to be impossible in late 2016.

Life is filled with surprises and if you had a bad year, keep your chin up — because 2018 might just be your turning point.

Gentlemen