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***REPUBLITARDS LOSE ALABAMA; TRUMP SCHEMES ROILED; FUTURES SLIDE***

Here’s Wolf Blitzer from CNN rejoicing in the victory of ‘Doug Jone the Democrat’ in the ‘ruby red state of Alabama’, defeating the perverted Roy Moore. Quite frankly, and this goes without saying, I am glad the otherwise backward people of Alabama chose to not elect Moore, who is a red flag if I’ve ever seen one.

This is an obvious L for Trump, who retardedly got behind the Moore campaign just after scores of sexual harassment and pedophilia claims were made against the horseback riding redneck from the deepest armpit of America. As a result, futures are sliding a bit here, off by 9 NASDAQS.

The crypto space is pulling in too; but I would’t place much credence behind the pullback since the HODLr’s can’t pull their money out of crypto land even if they wanted to.

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20 comments

  1. uglyflint

    Not so fast kimosabee. Moore contesting massive voter fraud. Check what the Alabama Supreme Court ruled on 24 hours before the election. BLEACHPIT dem votes !

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    • acehood

      Fake news

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      • uglyflint

        Jones got 700,000 votes, same as Hill Skank in 2016. Moore got 600,000 less votes than Trump. That ain’t fake news brother. Inquiring minds want to know why the Alabama Supreme Court bleach pitted the votes 24 hours before the fucking election.

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  2. ironbird

    Alabama voted for abortion and old men buy Bitcoin at 20k. Only question. Who burned the Judge. Other than that. Roll partial abortion Tide. Christians sell baby parts now. Like bitcoin. Baby parts are no longer a problem in Alabama. The fake news said so.

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    • ironturd

      You average 5 words a sentence did you know that? Bannon, Trump, GOP backing, begging. THE TRUMP AGENDA. Couldn’t do it. Losers. Too much losing. 2018. Coming. Sad giraffe. Soup. Algebra. Fake eyelashes. Cucumbers. Zamboni.

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  3. natehois

    Ah now I see the trick with bitcoin, it keeps going up because you cannot redeem if you try… the old “I’ll just hold your money til you need it… like a bank, but better… cause banks get robbed..” (Leon: the Professional)

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  4. derp

    By the way. Toms River NJ is the armpit of America. Biggest collection of late 80 camaros in the US.

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  5. ironturd

    Alabama voted for Moore, the horse and all suppressed voters voted for Jones, the one that wasn’t a pedophile. Trump can eat a dick he knows what’s coming.

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  6. traderconfessions

    What a glorious morning! Now even rednecks reject Trump and the perpetually rumpled Brannon.

    The conservative USA TODAY editorializes today that Trump isn’t fit for office.. Read it and enjoy the unraveling.

    God Bless America.

    Regards.

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  7. traderconfessions

    Derp.. Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha… time to trash your Trump posters. Buck up young man.. no tears. You are now a loser on the Loser Train.. Enjoy!

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    • Cricket

      It would have been worse for the Republicans if Moore had won. The mainstream Republican Party did not want Moore either.

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      • ironturd

        Trump and Bannon wholeheartedly wanted more, threw their support behind him, GOP as well.

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  8. LP

    “YAY, we beat a molester of underage women in an election! See, it’s over! Down with Trump!”

    Perspective, people. This guy should have won.

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