Can anyone seriously argue that we’ve all been a good people the past year — I mean as a whole? Societal upheaval is coming lads and Krampus is going to whisk away your entire families. Sure, you’ve donated some of your excess returns to very nice charities, but that still doesn’t negate the fact that you’re a truly horrible person.
Now you might be asking yourselves now: what sort of person wakes up and types that sort of shit into his computer at 7am for thousands of people to read the minute they wake up? I will have you know, “The Fly” transcends space-time and has seen the future and I am here on a mission of mercy, for Christ’s sake.
In related news, I finished my book. I will be proof reading out the retard mistakes I made and publish it before Xmas. You can buy it for all of your friends and family members before Krampus whisks them away. In all, it came out to 33,500 words, about twice as long as last book. It ended on a bit of a cliff note and to be perfectly honest, I probably won’t get around to writing part 3 for a long time, since I am reentering money management and will be quite busy. Nevertheless, I think you’ll like it.
Eurostoxx 50 stocks are getting their dicks cut off this morning, with the Dax off by 0.9% and Asia pummeled into a losing streak not seen since 2015. On a related note, Nasdaq futures are -13, WTI -1.3%, AND BITCOIN IS +8% to 12,600.
The yield curve is now just 53bps, new lows. I remain short BAC.
Here are some other headlines worthy of your time.
Chemours downgraded to Neutral from Buy at Goldman
Walgreens Boot Alliance to acquire 40% interest in Chinese pharmacy chain GuoDa
Henry Schein downgraded to Underweight from Equal-Weight at Morgan Stanley
Square CEO Jack Dorsey tweets: ‘Turning on Bitcoin for a lot more cash app folks right now’
Pattern Energy upgraded to Buy from Neutral at Goldman
Snap initiated with a Underperform at Evercore ISI; tgt $7
Sir Fly – time to go long NVDA? Any thoughts on AVGO earnings after the bell? Could be a good one to roll the dice on today.
I am short NVDA from $212, so no.
That I know, but when does your short end? Target in mind or waiting for the trend to reverse?
If Bitcoin is in a Bubble, then NVDA will continue down.
AVGO 20 point positive swing from lows to after hours. Of course no balls to pull the trigger this morning.
Lots of stock buybacks being announced. MAGA
KRAMPUS IS COMING
China ghost calalleral cluster fuck is unravelling. The shit storm is well overdue.
The rowdy Krampus is very amicable and friendly once bought off with schnapps, nothing to fear.
Fly, how much will your book cost, in bitcoin?