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Ken Langone: Trump’s Tax Bill is Going to Unleash Economic Forces

Ken Langone is one of few men worth idolizing. From Wall Street to founding Home Deport to donating an unrestricted $200 million to NYU’s Medical Center, Langone is a perfect example of rags to riches and then using said riches for good. The NYU Medical Center is now called NYU Langone; and might I add that it has the single best cafeteria ever for a hospital. If you’re on the east side of NY, trust me when I tell you it’s worth the visit, if only for their high end coffee machines.

Ken Langone visited CNBC to discuss the Trump tax bill, saying that if it passed it would mark an end to the Democratic Party because it would ‘unleash economic forces all to the good for a lot of people.’

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TRUMP OWES ABC NEWS AN APOLOGY; MARKETS PLUNGE

Are we still paying attention to the Dow? I’d say no, right? Both the S&P and Nasdaq cascaded lower from a robust open, as expected, with the latter seizing up and dropping dead — down nearly 70 NASDAQS. This is because the President can’t keep his trap shut, always taking to the computers to boast about the stock market and how awesome he is. Plainly, these are the tweets of a psychopath.

Will he get us all killed? I sure do hope so.

The big winners today were uranium stock — holy shit they sprung higher. There were 10%+ gains in CCJ, UUUU, UEC, DNN and URG.

Reason being: Kazatomprom, Kazakhstan’s state-owned uranium miner, said they’d slash output by 20% next year. The shitty country of Kazakhstan represents ~35% of world production of uranium.

Other strong sectors included lots of retail, like apparel, restaurants, auto parts, entertaining and grocery — all places that might be immediately impacted by tax cuts.

On the downside was tech, a most deleterious drop — which caused by Bubble Basket to plummet by more than 2%.

Some of the standout losers include IPGP, ANET, TTWO, VMW, NOW, AMD, SHOP, FSLR and thankfully NVDA.

My quant portfolio shed 0.38% and my discretionary didn’t do too badly, considering UVXY had been lower by more than 10% earlier. It closed down less than 3%. I enjoyed gains in my NVDA short and UCTT, while enduring losses in my BAC short, RUSS, AQ and WLK.

Judging by today’s tape, tomorrow could be a most heinous display of panic, one that will conure up grave memories of when Krampus came for Xmas and ate your portfolios. Do you remember when that happened a few years ago? The lot of you were dreadfully scorned and truthfully you deserved the beatings you took — because you were fat, greedy, and slovenly.

“The Fly” must be going now. I bid you good day.

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TRUMP OWES ABC NEWS AN APOLOGY; MARKETS PLUNGE

Are we still paying attention to the Dow? I’d say no, right? Both the S&P and Nasdaq cascaded lower from a robust open, as expected, with the latter seizing up and dropping dead — down nearly 70 NASDAQS. This is because the President can’t keep his trap shut, always taking to the computers to boast about the stock market and how awesome he is. Plainly, these are the tweets of a psychopath.

Will he get us all killed? I sure do hope so.

The big winners today were uranium stock — holy shit they sprung higher. There were 10%+ gains in CCJ, UUUU, UEC, DNN and URG.

Reason being: Kazatomprom, Kazakhstan’s state-owned uranium miner, said they’d slash output by 20% next year. The shitty country of Kazakhstan represents ~35% of world production of uranium.

Other strong sectors included lots of retail, like apparel, restaurants, auto parts, entertaining and grocery — all places that might be immediately impacted by tax cuts.

On the downside was tech, a most deleterious drop — which caused by Bubble Basket to plummet by more than 2%.

Some of the standout losers include IPGP, ANET, TTWO, VMW, NOW, AMD, SHOP, FSLR and thankfully NVDA.

My quant portfolio shed 0.38% and my discretionary didn’t do too badly, considering UVXY had been lower by more than 10% earlier. It closed down less than 3%. I enjoyed gains in my NVDA short and UCTT, while enduring losses in my BAC short, RUSS, AQ and WLK.

Judging by today’s tape, tomorrow could be a most heinous display of panic, one that will conure up grave memories of when Krampus came for Xmas and ate your portfolios. Do you remember when that happened a few years ago? The lot of you were dreadfully scorned and truthfully you deserved the beatings you took — because you were fat, greedy, and slovenly.

“The Fly” must be going now. I bid you good day.

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Morning Poppers (Sleep is for the Weak Edition)

Morning fuckers,

I didn’t sleep all of last night — because I couldn’t. Instead, I wrote chapter X of my story and mapped out how the whole thing will end. I’m thinking the story of Ghetto Fabulous and then into the depths of hell, circa 2002, and end it right near the god damned bottom of the whole kerfuffle. It’s a fine book, much better than the first — and it was written by a madman who didn’t sleep — because he couldn’t.

In you’re interested in part 1 of the three part story, you can buy it here for a song.

Admittedly, I’ve been rather obsessed with my excel spreadsheets, creating risk analysis spreadsheets, scoring Sharpe, Sortino, Treynor and other risk measurements — because I call it fun and love to analyze things that most people don’t. This doesn’t make me special or smarter, just different. Funny thing, my step father is had a Phd and three masters in mathematics and he couldn’t care less about this sort of stuff — which is puzzling to me. I always figured he’d want to partake in a little numbers crunching — but maybe this is too rote for his insane brain.

The DAX is higher by 1.47% and Dow futures are +240. It’s worth noting, the Nasdaq is only +37.

WTI is lower by 1% and the dollar is +0.4% v the Euro.

The big story of the day: CVS is buying AET for $207 or $77 billion. Clearly, the anti-trusters should be shitting their pants over the audacity of this deal, protesting to block it — but it’ll pass. We’re in an age of robber barons and big business can do as they like.

Did you know the average savings account in America is $500?

Here are some other headlines of splendor.

Finisar downgraded to Buy at Needham; tgt $25
Ultra Clean Holdings upgraded to Buy at Stifel after the pullback
Teck Resources downgraded to Neutral from Buy at Citigroup
UPS upgraded to Buy from Hold at Deutsche Bank
Charter Comm downgraded to Underweight from Equal Weight at Barclays
DPW holdings subsidiary Coolisys technologies unveils cryptocurrency hardware

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