I am happy to report that technology stocks are getting utterly destroyed today.
At this point, what difference does it really make? The asset classes are now subordinated to bitcoins and the crypto paranoid run higher. We might as well sit back and fade NVDA and MU, while pair trading into BTC/LTC — positioning for the great big sloppy turnover — placing King Crypto in his throne dominant over the cucks from Goldman Sachs.
Or, none of that happens and everything collapses.
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I don’t think we actually sector rotate anymore. Last time this happened was so everyone could pile into oil back in June. That lasted about 3 days.
Now banks? Pffft
Banks. lol
Le Fly, I need your sage advice.
I just asked a female in our office if her “sandwich was tuna?” and she gave me a look like she was some type of puritan off the Mayflower. She almost immediately started walking very briskly toward the HR Dept door. I ran into my office and closed the door. You were the first one I thought to reach out to for some advice. What should I do?
Maybe ask her if it was sausage?
Capital Idea !! I’ll go back to the cafeteria and ask. Thank you !!
Walk into her office slam the door and explain that you were talking about her pussy, just to be clear. Then grab it. Once fired, use your 401k and credit cards to open a bitcoin wallet and start trading- after coin desk comes back up.
I like this plan.
Ask her if you can stuff your beef into her taco. That always fixes things.
Yes, what woman has a problem with beef in their burritos?
Also, Fly, this girl at school made a funny face at me. Do you think she likes me?
From tech stocks to beef injected tacos. Classy. Not off topic at all.
As if you have an ounce of class. Pffft.
Ask her if “looks like a taco, smells like fish and tastes like chicken” resonates with her. If so, as her for her number.
It seems the grown-ups may be taking over again.
NFLX earns ~$1/share and is trading near $200. Down 6% today.
BBBy earns ~$4/share and is trading near $20. Up 12% over 2 days.
The Millenials are going to learn a hard lesson about good company vs good stock.
What is bigger news, $GBTC plunge today or Mr. Sanctimonious Matt Lauer being fired?
none of the above but rather the tuna stuffed sandwiched’s girl
You know it’s likely that Matt will probably be paid millions in early termination money just like Bill OReilly.
Dot com bust 2.0 is gonna be way worst than 1.0.
Is it just me? Or, is that dude in the video (“Jay”) really Mike Tyson?