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Oil Crushed Lower; $FIZZ Fizzing Higher

Look how stupid you all are, betting against the FIZZ.

Stupid dog, everyone loves flavored seltzer water.

Moving on, my VUZI, DRIP, LABD, HMNY and UCTT are all doing just fine, while UVXY, naturally sinks to the bottom of the ocean. I’m also a yuge fan of RUSS, betting against Russian not once, or twice, but three times. I realize this is turkey week and national festival is just around the corner. But stocks are weak — you just can’t see it yet on the surface because you’re fixated on the pageantry. Once the glitz and glamour dissipates, we’ll get the broken elevator pin action I’ve been clamoring for.

Meanwhile, top pick $DRIP.

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9 comments

  1. frog2

    my HMNY bags feeling lighter

    40% move coming this week. calling it rn or ill suck my own dick

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    • numbersgame

      The chart does look like a big move is coming near $14.

      However, given that the company has no moat (ie, no intellectual property or value that movie theaters can’t obtain on their own), this is a pure speculator’s/trader’s stock.

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      • numbersgame

        Instead of $9.95/month (unprofitable), they are offering an $89.95/year. That has a chance of being profitable. On the other hand, it remains to be seen if people want to commit that much. Either way, deamnd on the palns will be a good measurement of future potential.

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        • moonshot

          $90 for 12 months can be profitable but $10 for one month, or $120 per year is not? Can I see your math?

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    • moonshot

      You just want to suck your own dick.

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  2. ferd

    Friday blees was zero

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  3. joyous__ending

    Lately, Fly has been bordering on “Perma-Bear” status.

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    • sarcrilege

      not really. read any doomer site. those are perma-bears. the world ends every day there.

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  4. bushwacker2

    Been in the FIZZ and liking it! Thank you, sir!

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