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***GRANDMA YELLEN HAS SUBMITTED HER LETTER OF RESIGNATION TO THE FEDERAL RESERVE***

She’s taking her butterscotched candies and getting the hell out of Dodge before the shit hits the fan. Once the shit hits the fan, all of the shit will distribute wildly, spraying onto the faces of millions, if not billions, of people.

This isn’t a common thing, by the way — with just two Fed Chairmen since 1948 serving less than two terms.

While markets have done swell under Yellen, we both know she was merely riding the long coattails of a certain Dr. Benjamin Bernanke — the hero who saved western finance from sinking into the deepest depression the world has ever known.

Her rat like visage will not be missed. Replacing her will be Jerome Powell. We should all be concerned that Mr. Powell isn’t a god damned economist and merely a lawyer. I suppose he will take a litigious approach to managing the Fed — perhaps suing America to prosperity?

Let’s have a look at his visage and determine if he is a man that can be trusted.

DOOMED.

Former Federal Reserve Chairman Ben Bernanke arrives at federal court in Washington, Friday, Oct. 10, 2014. On Thursday, Bernanke testified in federal court that insurance giant American International Group Inc. had to be rescued by the government in 2008 to avert global catastrophe. (AP Photo/Carolyn Kaster)
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8 comments

  1. georgiebest

    perhaps suing America to prosperity?

    Brilliant and the 3rd to last picture, LOL!

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  2. sarcrilege

    It’s a setup. This goy Powell is the fall guy.

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  3. cat

    Yup. Sure looks like a lawyer. Perhaps just a bit out of his depth isn’t he.

    What could possibly go wrong? And yes. A lawyer as the fall guy. Perfect.

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  4. bushwacker2

    Powell looks like a glass half-empty kind of barrister.

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  5. metalleg

    If you do nothing else for the rest of your life, you must watch the Chris Cuomo interview of Lavar Ball on CNN.

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  6. The Other Good Doctor
    The Other Good Doctor

    Like a Boss, climbing out of a black tinted limo, smoke wafting around his bearded jaw from the fat stacks he burned to light his blunt.

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  7. pb

    Partial re-write:
    “While markets are riding in a car full of dynamite heading for a solar nuclear inferno under Yellen, we all know she was merely continuing the insane monetary policies of the evil Dr. Benjamin Bernanke — the criminal who delayed western finance from sinking into the greatest depression the world has ever known. This delay will of course result in a much longer debt repudiation process than might otherwise have occurred.”

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