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Roy Moore is the Tipping Point That Will Destroy the GOP From Within — And Other Fine Points About America

Taking a brief respite from being right about the markets and making the lot of you look like God damned fools, I’d like to address the Roy Moore allegations. Personally, I think he’s guilty as hell — not based upon any of the evidence — but because of my deep bias against people from the south.

Let me explain.

As a Northern Master domiciled in the Northeast corridors of the United States, my bloodline has evolved over centuries to become adaptable to my environment. My ancestors would plan for winter by farming during the warmer climes — storing food and money away to survive. This made them intelligent and when the winter winds howled and the snows fell, they reflected upon life and read and became smarter. This Northeast gene pool has been perfected over centuries in America and overseas in Ireland and England, which is why the braintrust of America is here and not anywhere else.

People down south act solely on impulse, cursed with hot weather year round; these savage men and women act upon their caprices and partake in wild sexual exploits, which is why the birthrate is so much higher down there. They do not plan for anything — because they can grow crops year round. Over the centuries, people from the south have been scorned and ravaged by war — because of their greed and hatred for their fellow man. After the North roundly defeated them during the Civil War, all but burning all of the southern cities to a cinder, they became an even colder and bitter people — resorting to all sorts of thievery, lynchings, and incest.

The gene pool of the south is one of a subhuman quality, similar to those living out west, whose ancestors sought out riches by mining for gold and other ridiculous things. Persons of the midwest were too stupid to make it out west and usually got stumped by broken chuck-wagons and then decided to take up a piece of dense forest, like idiots, attempting to clear it for farming. Dealing with tornadoes and dust storms and floods, people from the midwest remain almost as dumb today as when their chuck-wagons broke down en route of California. This is why almost nothing of value comes from the midwest and it’s referred to as ‘flyover country’ — because you’re supposed to skip it while en route to California.

It should come as no surprise to anyone that the most perverted industries are domiciled in California — because the gene pool is one of a mountebank huckster who was unable to succeed in NY or Boston, who then ferried over to California with a pick ax and shovel, attempting to make quick money. This is the equivalent of someone leaving their job today and flying down to jungles of Brazil to play the lottery for a living. Just imagine how stupid these people were, and now imagine how stupid their children were. Now you know why California is a wasteland of human genome, blessed by only the unparalleled natural beauty of the the state. Mostly all smart people in California moved there from other parts of America — lured there by promises of becoming rich or to enjoy year round pleasant weather. These are the same tactics that drove people there during the gold rush and history is repeating itself. It should come as no surprise to any of you that, in spite of California’s wealth, it is wrought with corruption, promiscuity, excessive drug usage, enormous debt, and poor public schools. They literally can’t help but to sabotage themselves and will eventually cease to become reliable citizens once the gravy train stops.

At any rate, I got a little sidetracked trying to educate you about America. After all, it is in my Northern genes to help others and try to show them the truth.

Here’s Roy Moore with a band of complete rednecks by his side, essentially saying his sole duty is to destroy the Republican Party. Good times.

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46 comments

  1. ferd

    Brilliant trolling …but you should leave out the indignation about corruption ..being you’re from NJ and all.

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  2. sarcrilege

    If we actually had an honest discussion, the non-white crowd would be forced to admit that America was founded as a white Christian country and that virtually everything that’s useful and good and beautiful in the world was invented by white people. Everything. Without white people, the entire world would still be living in the dark ages. But nobody is intellectually honest enough to admit that. So we’ll never have that honest discussion.
    Detroit was one of the most beautiful and prosperous cities in the entire world – when whites ran it. Since whites moved out, it’s become a human hellhole, and crime capital of the USA. South Africa was one of the most beautiful and prosperous countries in the entire world – when whites ran it. Now it, too, is a hellhole. It’s like this everywhere: every institution, every organization, from the government to the educational system, the DMV, the military, the Post Office, public transportation, you name it. When whites ran these things, everything worked. When whites were replaced, everything started to fall apart. And it’s all intentional. If you want to know what’s planned for this country, look to Europe. Europe is the testing ground and America is the proving ground. Europe is being destroyed by the forced immigration of low-IQ “migrants” from Africa and the Middle East. European women and children, including boys and girls as young as four, are being assaulted, molested, and raped. Others are murdered. Nothing works in Europe anymore. Trash and graffiti are everywhere. No one is safe. Europe is the testing ground, America is the proving ground.

    There are major forces at work that would like nothing better than the complete elimination of the white race. And everyone in this country is in on the act, from corporate America to Hollywood, to every university and every institution in between. If you’re a white person reading this, you need to understand: (((they))) want you dead.
    credits: ~Mike Stone

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  3. mx2101

    Thank you for writing this tonight.

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  4. bushwacker2

    What you just penned confirms why the rest of us outside the lands of Neu Yawk and “Joisey” consider your kind of folk arrogant and self-centered.

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    • insp cluso to you

      And we say go Fuck yourself wit a smile.

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      • bushwacker2

        No, it’s the arrogant who will be fucking themselves in the end. Read the Book.

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      • moonshot

        No, I just nod and smile and are happy the NY and NJ people stay where they are, away from my home. I fly in to the area to work on a regular basis and extract plenty of money from their businesses to mine, and they thank me for it. Smarter is not how I would describe the fine people from that area.

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  5. ironbird

    That is the medicine. Classic Fly.

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  6. joyous__ending

    What has happened to man?
    He is devolving sexually into an unholy, unclean, ungodly image of which God intended. He is picking up guns and killing his fellow man in primitive carnage, swearing, stealing, lying, bearing false witness, and seeing his own image above the Lord. Step up, cleanse your soul and find the true moral compass that God gave us in the Ten Commandments. Let Thanksgiving be that week we find our way in this great country.

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    • heckler

      Dude I’ll tell you what it is: it’s the consistent media fusillade telling man he needs to consume. Consume devices, and acquire things, and have media defined beautiful women to desire him whenever he is up for it. Use tech to coerce these desires into reality, they preach.

      Women, for their part, are now are glued to their own devices, and slutting out in a way the world has never seen. I know for certain that in today’s sexual market place the top 10% of men have sex with all the available women. And really, with these girls fastened to there phones all day… we may not even notice when the sex robot invasion / revolution begins.

      Add this to the feminisation of men’s jobs in America. Men used to go sweat it out, make risky moves and lift heavy objects. And at the end of the day they would CREATE THINGS. Now most grown ass men work at Subway. How would you feel?

      I truly believe there exists a “phsyco-sexual” problem in America when it comes to guns and gun violence. You know what I mean. Here I hold a phallic symbol of awesome power capable of returning me to my natural man-state. Gun culture is fucked but I think I can understand

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      • joyous__ending

        >I truly believe there exists a “phsyco-sexual” problem in America
        Ah yes, the “Fight Club” concept.
        I once heard an interview with a psychiatrist who worked with the FBI and this man actually stated that our current media has images of gun violence and visuals that trigger male arousal in too short a time frame. The result is men have been conditioned to receive the same pleasure from both actions. This psychiatrist stated there should be a minimum of 5 minutes from showing a gun to arousing sexual image and this alone would reduce gun violence in America.

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    • bushwacker2

      We can’t cleanse our souls and do what you’re saying because our will is in bondage to sin, such that we can’t do what is morally right even when we want to. We screw up and choose the evil instead of the good. The Ten Commandments condemn us. So does our actions. Wretched people, who will save us from this condition?

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      • joyous__ending

        >Wretched people, who will save us from this condition?
        We have free will. It was a gift from God that we chose to squander or empower ourselves.

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        • bushwacker2

          Agreed that we have free will in terms of choosing things in everyday life, but a person cannot by their own free will, understanding or effort believe in Jesus Christ as Lord or come to Him without the Holy Spirit calling them through the Gospel. You can’t choose God. It is God who chooses you. God calls, gathers, enlightens and sanctifies the whole true Church on earth and the believers and keeps them united with Christ in the one true faith. God fully forgives the sins of all believers. One the Last Day, he will raise up all those who are believers in Christ, both dead and living and give them eternal life. This is most certainly true.

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          • bushwacker2

            Faith is a gift. You can only believe because God enlightens you through His Holy Spirit. It’s not about us and our own efforts (that’s religion). It’s all about what God does for us through Christ.

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          • duuude

            Forfuckssake

            Here ya go

            Timshel

            John Steinbeck, East of Eden
            “Do you remember when you read us the sixteen verses of the fourth chapter of Genesis and we argued about them?”
            “I do indeed. And that’s a long time ago.”

            “Ten years nearly,” said Lee. “Well, the story bit deeply into me and I went into it word for word. The more I thought about the story, the more profound it became to me. Then I compared the translations we have—and they were fairly close. There was only one place that bothered me. The King James version says this—it is when Jehovah has asked Cain why he is angry. Jehovah says, ‘If thou doest well, shalt thou not be accepted? and if thou doest not well, sin lieth at the door. And unto thee shall be his desire, and thou shalt rule over him.’ It was the ‘thou shalt’ that struck me, because it was a promise that Cain would conquer sin.”

            Samuel nodded. “And his children didn’t do it entirely,” he said.

            Lee sipped his coffee. “Then I got a copy of the American Standard Bible. It was very new then. And it was different in this passage. It says, ‘Do thou rule over him.’ Now this is very different. This is not a promise, it is an order. And I began to stew about it. I wondered what the original word of the original writer had been that these very different translations could be made.”

            Samuel put his palms down on the table and leaned forward and the old young light came into his eyes. “Lee,” he said, “don’t tell me you studied Hebrew!”

            Lee said, “I’m going to tell you. And it’s a fairly long story. Will you have a touch of ng-ka-py?”

            “You mean the drink that tastes of good rotten apples?”

            “Yes. I can talk better with it.”

            “Maybe I can listen better,” said Samuel.

            While Lee went to the kitchen Samuel asked, “Adam, did you know about this?”

            “No,” said Adam. “He didn’t tell me. Maybe I wasn’t listening.”

            Lee came back with his stone bottle and three little porcelain cups so thin and delicate that the light shone through them. “Dlinkee Chinee fashion,” he said and poured the almost black liquor. “There’s a lot of wormwood in this. It’s quite a drink,” he said. “Has about the same effect as absinthe if you drink enough of it.”

            Samuel sipped the drink. “I want to know why you were so interested,” he said.

            “Well, it seemed to me that the man who could conceive this great story would know exactly what he wanted to say and there would be no confusion in his statement.”

            “You say ‘the man.’ Do you then not think this is a divine book written by the inky finger of God?”

            “I think the mind that could think this story was a curiously divine mind. We have had a few such minds in China too.”

            “I just wanted to know,” said Samuel. “You’re not a Presbyterian after all.”

            “I told you I was getting more Chinese. Well, to go on, I went to San Francisco to the headquarters of our family association. Do you know about them? Our great families have centers where any member can get help or give it. The Lee family is very large. It takes care of its own.”

            “I have heard of them,” said Samuel.

            “You mean Chinee hatchet man fightee Tong war over slave girl?”

            “I guess so.”

            “It’s a little different from that, really,” said Lee. “I went there because in our family there are a number of ancient reverend gentlemen who are great scholars. They are thinkers in exactness. A man may spend many years pondering a sentence of the scholar you call Confucius. I thought there might be experts in meaning who could advise me.

            “They are fine old men. They smoke their two pipes of opium in the afternoon and it rests and sharpens them, and they sit through the night and their minds are wonderful. I guess no other people have been able to use opium well.”

            Lee dampened his tongue in the black brew. “I respectfully submitted my problem to one of these sages, read him the story, and told him what I understood from it. The next night four of them met and called me in. We discussed the story all night long.”

            Lee laughed. “I guess it’s funny,” he said. “I know I wouldn’t dare tell it to many people. Can you imagine four old gentlemen, the youngest is over ninety now, taking on the study of Hebrew? They engaged a learned rabbi. They took to the study as though they were children. Exercise books, grammar, vocabulary, simple sentences. You should see Hebrew written in Chinese ink with a brush! The right to left didn’t bother them as much as it would you, since we write up to down. Oh, they were perfectionists! They went to the root of the matter.”

            “And you?” said Samuel.

            “I went along with them, marveling at the beauty of their proud clean brains. I began to love my race, and for the first time I wanted to be Chinese. Every two weeks I went to a meeting with them, and in my room here I covered pages with writing. I bought every known Hebrew dictionary. But the old gentlemen were always ahead of me. It wasn’t long before they were ahead of our rabbi; he brought a colleague in. Mr. Hamilton, you should have sat through some of those nights of argument and discussion. The questions, the inspection, oh, the lovely thinking—the beautiful thinking.

            “After two years we felt that we could approach your sixteen verses of the fourth chapter of Genesis. My old gentlemen felt that these words were very important too—‘Thou shalt’ and ‘Do thou.’ And this was the gold from our mining: ‘Thou mayest.’ ‘Thou mayest rule over sin.’ The old gentlemen smiled and nodded and felt the years were well spent. It brought them out of their Chinese shells too, and right now they are studying Greek.”

            Samuel said, “It’s a fantastic story. And I’ve tried to follow and maybe I’ve missed somewhere. Why is this word so important?”

            Lee’s hand shook as he filled the delicate cups. He drank his down in one gulp. “Don’t you see?” he cried. “The American Standard translation orders men to triumph over sin, and you can call sin ignorance. The King James translation makes a promise in ‘Thou shalt,’ meaning that men will surely triumph over sin. But the Hebrew word, the word timshel—‘Thou mayest’— that gives a choice. It might be the most important word in the world. That says the way is open. That throws it right back on a man. For if ‘Thou mayest’—it is also true that ‘Thou mayest not.’ Don’t you see?”

            “Yes, I see. I do see. But you do not believe this is divine law. Why do you feel its importance?”

            “Ah!” said Lee. “I’ve wanted to tell you this for a long time. I even anticipated your questions and I am well prepared. Any writing which has influenced the thinking and the lives of innumerable people is important. Now, there are many millions in their sects and churches who feel the order, ‘Do thou,’ and throw their weight into obedience. And there are millions more who feel predestination in ‘Thou shalt.’ Nothing they may do can interfere with what will be. But ‘Thou mayest’! Why, that makes a man great, that gives him stature with the gods, for in his weakness and his filth and his murder of his brother he has still the great choice. He can choose his course and fight it through and win.” Lee’s voice was a chant of triumph.

            Adam said, “Do you believe that, Lee?”

            “Yes, I do. Yes, I do. It is easy out of laziness, out of weakness, to throw oneself into the lap of deity, saying, ‘I couldn’t help it; the way was set.’ But think of the glory of the choice! That makes a man a man. A cat has no choice, a bee must make honey. There’s no godliness there. And do you know, those old gentlemen who were sliding gently down to death are too interested to die now?”

            Adam said, “Do you mean these Chinese men believe the Old Testament?”

            Lee said, “These old men believe a true story, and they know a true story when they hear it. They are critics of truth. They know that these sixteen verses are a history of humankind in any age or culture or race. They do not believe a man writes fifteen and three-quarter verses of truth and tells a lie with one verb. Confucius tells men how they should live to have good and successful lives. But this—this is a ladder to climb to the stars.” Lee’s eyes shone. “You can never lose that. It cuts the feet from under weakness and cowardliness and laziness.”

            Adam said, “I don’t see how you could cook and raise the boys and take care of me and still do all this.”

            “Neither do I,” said Lee. “But I take my two pipes in the afternoon, no more and no less, like the elders. And I feel that I am a man. And I feel that a man is a very important thing—maybe more important than a star. This is not theology. I have no bent toward gods. But I have a new love for that glittering instrument, the human soul. It is a lovely and unique thing in the universe. It is always attacked and never destroyed— because ‘Thou mayest.’”

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          • natehois

            Please leave.

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          • ferd

            Potentially dangerous and anti-social stuff — this belief that some have that god has chosen them.

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          • heaterman

            Well what do you do and where can you go with “Jacob have I loved and Esau I have hated” ???

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          • heaterman

            Spoken as a true Calvinist! 🙂

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  7. heckler

    Bash on Seattle Fly. Oh yeah you can’t. We only have the best companies here. Must be because it gets dark at 4:30 and rains all day so peoples move indoor and start plotting global takeovers with endless delicious coffee froth to stimulate their nervous systems…

    Let us not forgot the Bastard Sessions III is also from that drawl joweled, lazy eyed, hick lickin demon infested state.

    I vote we make alabama like our modern day australia and start sending all our prisoners there for punishment

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    • uglyflint

      Seattle is overtaking the world as number one capital of balls on butt boy sex.

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      • heckler

        Lol we are right behind San Fran and by right behind I mean dick in ass

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        • derp

          I can think of a couple YouTube clips to back that up. By the way the shower scene in the shawshank redemption is hilarious “hey I can be a friend to you. Wow hard to get, I like that”

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  8. Dr. Fly

    Never been to Seattle. But I can tell you with a high degree of confidence that the gene pool there is nothing more than trash.

    M. Astor sent a small army to explore the Oregon Trial and had set up small tent cities, dubbed Astorville, which was later abandoned and taken over by US govt for fear the Brits would take it. Scores of men died trying to settle the Washington-Oregon area, mostly hard, dumb men, who were grunts for M. Astor.

    Mostly alcoholics and outlaws with bounties on their heads, Seattle was formed.

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  9. cancel19

    Didn’t Albert Einstein live in Princeton?

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  10. jcvtwo

    Judge Roy Moore and the GOP deserve each other.

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  11. narwhal

    Brilliant pieces like this are the reason I still come and paruse the halls of IBC.

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  12. antiseptic

    Roy Moore isn’t going to ruin the Republican Party. But even if he does, good riddance. We want a real right wing party.

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  13. antiseptic

    This is probably the most retarded theory I ever heard in my life. Evolution does not happen in 500 years. Which is what the core of this theory depends on. It sounds to me like this fly guy grossly over-estimates his own intelligence. Likely, his mommy told him how smart he was when he was a kid and he actually believed her.

    BTW, Albert Einstein was an over-rated hack. He copied the large part of his work from other scientists and beat his wife because he was a pathetic faggot.

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  14. numbersgame

    Fly, I remember your “4D chess” posts about Trump and some guy’s theory of how Flynn’s resignation was part of a bigger master plan. Well, it looks like you got off that sinking ship. The Democrats are showing a real example of political chess;
    1) Sacrafice a pawn. The Democrats and Fraken himself are openly asking for a Senate Ethics investigation of Franklin’s actioan concerning Tweeden. He will likely receive a censure, but *still saty i nthe Senate.* Power is maintained, but more importantly they establish a precedent that ***pre-office behavior of potential sexula abuse matters to the Senate***
    2) Take out a knight. Roy Moore is going down. With the precednet set, the Senate will be forced to investigate him. In all likelihood, he will be forced to resign
    3) Take out a bishop: Republcian will lose their Senate Majority in 2018.
    4) Attack the King. Again thanks to Frankens precednt, the Senate will impeach Trump.
    5) Checkmate. The only porblem is Pence, so the Democrats will ahve to show that he was complicit. Either Pence is as dumb as Quayle, or he is lying his @ss off everytime someone asks him about the Trump adnistrations’ He alwasy calims ignorance.

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