A few days ago, Trump tweeted this cryptic shit.
I will be making a major statement from the @WhiteHouse upon my return to D.C. Time and date to be set.
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) November 14, 2017
Here is the livestream where Trump will drop his news.
Personally, I am hoping for a massive declaration of war. Like, instead of ironing out trade deals in Asia, Trump inked some declarations, possibly with China and/or Vietnam. I truly believe that if we put all of out effort behind another war in ‘nam, we could win this time.
Or, maybe Trump will announce Sessions is going back to the Senate, to supplant the pervert Roy Moore?
Or, maybe more nothing.
Any guesses?
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He should get more credit for turning down 5 Russian hookers. No non-homo does that.
Tariffs…Despite the glad handling in Asia, steel tariffs. Who the hell knows. Im long X however….
So no war?
WTF
1) California has been booted from the Republic
2) DC chapter of Perverts Anon is up and running. Congress will report immediately.
3) Mandatory assault weapon ownership Executive Order just signed.
4) Melania is pregnant with Xi’s baby (the leverage to get return of the criminal UCLA players)
or possibly
5) Sessions grew a pair and will enforce the law (least likely)
I am betting on 4.
He wouldn’t tip off NoKo ahead of time, ergo he might start his speech with, “At 3:25pm est, North Korea ceased to exist”. Shit, that might cause a bigass rally. Nevermind.
No matter the announcement it will be bullish for the market and will be bearish for Joe Amerikan due to government being involved.
Load up on LMT, RTN, BA. He likes to tease war.
His going to hold up the actual warrant of arrest for Hilary Clinton. Still won’t make the Russian thing go away, not to mention the golden showers, but at least HC can finally meet some justice. …. {golf claps all around}
Trump changed his mind (as always in the past), this time about PPT, he saw the light and signed up US for a beautiful global deal agreement. Prolly big $B deals he closed on his vacation in Asia.
the orange fella has fallen to China, but it won’t be worded that way.
By the way on this Roy Moore thing why has there been no mention that this catamite was a Democrat during all the years that these rapes or touchings occurred? I for one believe 90% of these government fags are catamites or like to touch under aged children so Moore fits in perfectly.
Pedophile, not catamite.
So maybe Moore saw the error of his ways and became an evangelical out of guilt (apparently started lugging around the 10 Commandments after he switched parties). Unfortunately, he forgot about the part where he has to repent (admit guilt and ask for forgivenss) and do penance (ie, jail) for his sins.
Why no mention that basically every southern state was Democrat back when America was great? Oh, because it has jack shit to do with anything.
I think he’ll say that making middle-class tax cuts Temporary while corporate tax cuts will be Permament will create more Coal jobs (ie, Christmas stocking gifts).
Johnson pulls out! Tax bill loses another republican prematurely.
They are really great at pulling defeat from the jaws of victory.
I other news, the head of the Consumer Financial Protection Bureau just resigned. I’m sure Trump can find a suitable replacement in the C-suites of Wells Fargo.
Donald J. Trump announces that Bitcoin will be our national currency?
It’s gonna be some greasy North Korea ultimatum.
*applause* for the speech
Hopefully much of it true
Great reading from the teleprompter Mr. President.
So, there you have it. Trade deals.
Big fat nothing burger.
How many times does Trump have to play the media for fools before they catch on? This is far from the first time he staged a press conference with news of a ‘major announcement’ or tweets about some controversial topic lading up to a speech, working the media into a frenzy when in actuality the speech will be nothing like anything they wanted or expected.
If Trump declared war or appointed Hillary’s special prosecutor or torpedoed Obamacare, he would not announce it ahead of time.
News flash: Hitlary Klinton and Micheal Obama are formerly males, depending on your definition of “formerly.”