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Don’t Choke on All of That Black Smoke Brimming From Your Mugs

It appears I was right, yet again. Give me some time and it won’t be long before I am energetically bowling on you fools again. The bull market was fun while it lasted and I’m sure you faggots had a great deal of fun inside of it; but now it’s over, so get used to the beatings — for they will happen with regularity and with great tenacity.

There are so many different ways I want to sell short the market, most of which is in the oil space via DRIP. For good measure, I am short NVDA, BAC and long LABD and UVXY just to ensure all of my bases are covered. If this is the beginning of a squall, I am bearshitter Jesus.

Not only is “The Fly” going to make a great deal of money in the coming days ahead — but you are going to lose even more — which makes this situation sublime and delightful for me. It’s not enough for me to just win and go about my days happy and joyous — you must lose.

Good day.

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8 comments

  1. bespokesuit

    When will FLY video himself punching himself in the face and throwing himself down a flight of stairs? re: $FIZZ

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  2. dan dangerdance

    Admire your courage to short NVDA. I’d luv to join you but always flash on the Bond chair where the bad guy plays ping-pong with Bond’s testicles. Prefer that you win so you can gloat over us. That tickles me.

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  3. helicopter money

    If tax reform fails then the bulls are gonna be yugely disappointed. Gotta start hiding in Yen especially with that huge net short right now.

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