Bitcoins are higher by 4.5% to nearly $7,500 and Ethereum is up almost 3% to $298 — a level in which blockchainfags have been dying to break. Due to the Bitcoin Fork, something both rueful and annoying, BTC has been given free license to trade up on the hype. Meanwhile, ETH has taken a back seat and all of the other little currencies have been sitting there, watching this shit happen like little bitches — all the while BTC enjoyed a movie star lifestyle. While all of this happened, that ABSOLUTE FAGGOT in the wheeled chair, Stephen Hawking, said earth would be a ‘giant fireball’ by 2,600 — thanks to fossil fuels. Clearly, his brain is in the wheeled chair too, and now he’s just talking out of his asshole — pretending to know what life would be like on earth — 600 years from now.
I mean, seriously, there’s no fucking way we’d be using oil at that point. You know it. I know it. Stephen Hawking can go fuck himself — wheeled chair and all.
Meanwhile, China’s Tencent acquired 146 million shares of SNAP — and that, my friends, is how you negate a terrible quarterly loss and get momentum into your shares. Well played, Snapfags.
In other news, Democrats won big in the Virginia elections last night and now people believe they are poised to win back the house in 2018. God I hope this happens, as it will likely trigger and immediate impeachment of Trump. Clearly, we cannot let a white nationalist, especially the latter, in the White House. It will be fun times.
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Naaah, somebody is just fucking with Hawking’s meds for that nonsense to come out of Hawking’s hacked voice synthesizer.
Dr.Fly Sir: are you holding NVDA thru earnings tomorrow? I like the short call, but …. if they blow it out look out above. Of course if they miss you rake in the money once again!
It’s a position of minuscule size, nvda needs to go down for the market to have a chance of cracking, ergo, tiny trade pre-earnings to make a blog narrative and give hope to uvxy.
I’ll hold thru earnings. Stock is up so much already. Any short fall will make Ironturd seek a sex change.
How many sex changes have you had along bitcoins rise? The only currency you value is being right.
alright, good call here, have used meager short profit to schedule gender reassignment
Didn’t that cock hole predict that the homosexual Segway would revolutionize the world? What prediction has this tard ever had come true?
Branson offered Hawking a spaceship ride. In private, Hawking told him, “No way. I might get hurt.”
Normally I would not applaud the beating up of old men but in this case I wholehearted applaud
Now that the coffee has worn off, I applaud Hawking for his scientific achievements, and apologize for my frenemies hideous bashings on this page. Not one of them could do what you have done, although I assume most of them can walk.
I am with you and it’s understandable. I’d prolly predict Earth will become a flaming ball of fire in 600 years too if my ass was on fire from a bleeding diaper rash.
Past achievements are irrelevant when judging the arrogance, vanity, and idiocy of claiming to know what earth will be like in 600 years.