I want you to log into your little brokerage accounts come Monday and borrow some stock in FIZZ, betting against me in this gambit, working towards the destruction of FIZZ.
None of you truly believe that trendy flavored seltzer water canned in chic containers could possibly appeal to present day America, the emasculated edition, right?
I, on the other hand, will be on the other end of that trade, feverishly trying to bankrupt you by buying more FIZZ.
What the heck is my problem, anyhow?
Not a thing, gents. I simply enjoy a good match and grew up playing hard sports, crashing into others without a helmet.
My investment software Exodus has produced a ***RARE FLAG*** for FIZZ, oversold on its principle algorithm. The last time we saw this was October 21st, 2016, nearly 1 year from today.
What happened since then? Have a gander.
See all the way on the left hand side, the ass-end of that chart? That’s where you went short betting against Exodus, which resulted in a crippling loss.
Here were are, yet again, touting flawless stats over a 10 day holding period. 
Do it. Bet against me.
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Nice. A 13-0 record.
will this be as good as your awesome HMNY winner ??? stick with blogs
HMNY is my lottery ticket. I’ve never mentioned any Exodus calls for it. It’s important that this is documented and that your fate be sealed with this grand trade against me.
On Monday, whether you like it or not, you will be short FIZZ. I will execute the trade on your behalf. By Friday of the following week, we will both analyze the results and I will punch your eyebrows clean off your hideously ugly head.
Fair enough?
Currently drinking Tangerine. I am now addicted to $FIZZ
Best flavor. I like the pepino mure too
Triggered snowflake blogger much
I wonder if amazon will ever create their own rain water, giving away a can in every shipment and crush this hipster beverage?
Or Amazon could simply buy them.
I got a free bag of Amazon’s sweet and cheesy popcorn the other day. Not really my thing, but it was pretty decent quality stuff
Great front page pic. I need some of that $FIZZ
Fizz got me off soda and haven’t had one in over 2 years. Don’t drink la croix anymore either just water but lots of people do
Agreed, La croix is excellent Diet Coke methadone