BEARS CRUSHED TO DEATH AS COKED UP BULLS RUN WILD

You could’ve made money by accident. The Dow is now higher by 175, Nasdaq +21 — with breadth at a milquetoast 58%. I’m waiting for the VIX to get under 10 again, in order to possibly buy it. Cryptos can go fuck themselves; I don’t need to look at them, just like I don’t concern myself with homeless people on the streets. Do not ask me for money, or approach me for food. I’m not interested in your depravity. I’ve indulged many of you, for reasons to do with tongue in cheek, for some months now — whimsically discussing your idiot tokens because they were funny and dumb. But the truth of the matter is, if you’re fixated on the blockchain and all of the indecorous trimmings that go with owning it, you’ve come to the wrong locale. I will destroy you. As a long term advocate of the market, fervent supporter of Dr. Benjamin Bernanke, pursuer of QE for life — you can go fuck yourselves.

Something to consider, WTI has definitely stabilized and the Saudis want to cash in on their Aramco ipo, which probably means they’ll be jimmy-rigging the price of crude higher in the not-too-distant-future. All of the commodity plays are higher today, underowned sectors that have been forgotten, as most piledrive themselves into tech.

The only macro contrarian plays now are in retail and commodities, an amusing gambol of stocks that could produce outrageous returns from here until pagan Xmas.

Will you finally bit the bullet and buy M or continue to sashay in and out of PCLN and AMZN — because buying thousand dollar stocks is neat and trendy and all of your faggot friends do it?

As an aside, my new OSTK position is really doing quite well. I can’t wait for it to go a little higher, so that I can sell it.