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Trump to Decide the Fate of Western Economies Over the Next 2-3 Weeks

Janet Yellen’s term as Fed chief expires in February of 2018. There isn’t a chance in red hell for her getting renominated by Trump. It’s being reported by the FUCKERS at CNBC that the President will decide who will be the next Fed chair over the next 2-3 weeks.

While it’s important to know the backgrounds of the candidates, I like to judge people by their fucking face. So let’s have a look, shall we?


Jerome Powell

Fuck this guy, right? He looks like a constipated person who would try his hardest to fuck things up.


Kevin Warsh

This guy will win. Look at him. He’s young and hungry — rich as fuck. He married into big money by wooing Jane Lauder to let him spend all of her $2b in net worth, heiress to the Estee Lauder fortune. This makes him the son in law of Ron Lauder — Trump’s buddy. Aside from all that, Warsh was the youngest player to be nominated to the Fed board in 2006, who later became a key liaison between Dr. Benjamin Bernanke and Wall Street. During the crisis, he tried to broker all sorts of insane deals, like Goldman for Citi or Goldman for Wachovia. He was also instrumental in saving his former employer Morgan Stanley from failure.


Gary Cohn

Fuck this guy. No former Goldman #2 should ever become Fed chair.


Glenn Hubbard

Do you really want this fucking nerd as new Fed chair?


John Taylor

This guy looks like a cromagnon. Not a bad visage, sort of savage like. I am open minded to this gent.


Greg Mankiw

Fuck.this.guy.


Richard Davis

Look how evil this guy looks. I can see him presiding over the Fed, whilst plunging into electrocution panic. I like him.

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32 comments

  1. sarcrilege

    Guaranteed no goy will run the FED in the next term! BTW, speaking of which, enjoy Yom Kippur all you deceivers and all the warm and fuzzy shibboleths about Yom Kippur. As well as Kol Nidrei ceremony where all the perjury you will commit and all contracts you will sign with goyim and later violate and all the promises you will make to the dumb goy and then break in the coming year will be absolved by the Father of Lies, Lucifer himself, with no heavenly punishment accruing as a result:
    https://tinyurl.com/ydg9nxoq

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    • Dr. Fly

      You must be so much fun at parties.

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    • doji

      You made the watch list.

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    • slowmo

      Hey looky, everybody, the board’s pathetic Nazi scum known as “Sac” is posting again. Of course his, his post has nothing to do with the topic at hand—just a chance to remind everybody he’s one sick piece of shit.

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      • sarcrilege

        Shlomo, something to think about: “For a Jew nothing is more insulting than the truth. Without Jews there would never have been Bolshevism. The bloodthirsty jewish terrorists have murdered sixty six million in Russia from 1918 to 1957”
        ~Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn, Nobel Prize Winner and Patriot.
        https://tinyurl.com/ydcursje

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  2. fryguy15

    Fly – best laugh I had all day. Thanks man! Freaking cromagnon, early humanoid. lolz.

    Ric Davis looks like a double for Planet of the Apes. A winner indued.

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  3. it is showtime

    Vote the ibankcoin personality, would suck to get stuck on an island with

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  4. traderconfessions

    No friends .. no parties. Spends most of his time washing white sheets in grim silence. And blogging stupid shit..

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  5. chuck bennett

    Sounds like a real homo fantasy.

    Stuck on an Island with Chuck Bennett. Lol

    Off limits indeed.

    That’s said, I can show you straight guys how to close.

    Regards

    Chuck Bennett

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    • fryguy15

      you read that wrong, buddy. (would suck to get stuck on island with)…..

      You already getting weird? It’s not even 9 eastern.

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  6. acehood

    100% Warsh (no homo)

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  7. bushwacker2

    Haha, Taylor is a cromagnon indeed. My imaginary vote goes to Kev Warsh. Cohn looks like mafia material.

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  8. chuck bennett

    But isn’t Kevin a good Goy?

    I mean good boy?

    Regards

    Chuck Bennett

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  9. moosh

    How about another go Dr. Benjamin Bernanke? The blunts are way better now.

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  10. cancel19

    At any rate, we’re always fucked!

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    • moosh

      Lol, true that. What everyone needs is the next new technology advance to numb the minds…what say you Zuckerborg and your AI tentacles?

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  11. aj

    Cohn looks like Mr Wonderful

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  12. moosh

    Put some Mooch inspired womens aviators on Ric Davis and its a lock.

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  13. heckler

    Hey guys have you seen the Ken Burns Vietnam doc yet on PBS? I’m watching now it’s fucking good

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    • Dr. Fly

      Yeah, I saw some. Burns is a master. I bought his Civil War doc so that I could preserve for all time — hearing the sweet molasses melodies of Shelby Foote whenever I want.

      The Jazz one was good too.

      Could you imagine living back in the Nam days, sending the kids into a fucking meat grinder for no reason whatsoever.

      Sometimes I think this country is run by satanic worshippers.

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      • moosh

        True story: I probably only exist due to my papa as a drug induced pro drummer on acid, eating a tinfoiled sandwich amongst other things in front of authorities to get out of the draft, claiming insanity. But then again, one of my WW grandfather’s survived bailing out of a shot down plane in pitch black night, near razor sharp coral, shark infested waters before all that night vision shit.

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      • heckler

        I want to watch his civil war doc too.

        But right now I’m impressed and learning a lot.

        And I couldn’t agree more about these evil and meaningless wars

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        • Dr. Fly

          The civil war doc is the single best documentary ever made. It is an experience.

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          • moonshot

            I was put off by John Cusack saying he liked it because of it’s anti-America slant. Perhaps I’ll still give it a go.

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          • The Maven

            I just wish Burns wasn’t such a libtard in real life. Somehow that taints his fine work for me.

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  14. bushwacker2

    I thought only socially responsible 86-year old widows watched PBS. Interesting.

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  15. numbersgame

    Secretary of the Treasury: Goldman
    Director of the National Economic Council: Goldman
    FED Chairman: trifecta?

    Also, this article, barely 1 year old, looks so quaint now.
    https://www.cnbc.com/2016/09/05/trump-rips-false-economy-artificial-market-says-rates-must-change.html

    “‘We have a very false economy,’ (Trump) said. ‘At some point the rates are going to have to change,’
    Trump, who was campaigning in Ohio on Monday, added. ‘The only thing that is strong is the artificial stock market,’ he said.”

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