Good morning lads. The Eurostoxx 50 is running wild, like a beast straight from hell — higher by 0.32%. Nothing is going to stop the Europeans from enjoying a healthy stock market, with a strong serving of socialism.
Here in America, land of the protester, NASDAQ futures are +10. I’m hoping that my laser beam stock roasts some short sellers and causes a few bears to have cardiac arrests. Absolutely nothing else is notable this morning, a rather moribund day — aside from the fact that ETH is lower by 4% — which is like a rounding error for the cryptodevils.
Trust me when I say, they can’t and won’t keep getting away with it.
I’m truly embarrassed for all of you haters out there — betting for markets to trade lower. You’re better off punching yourselves in the scrotum than betting against stocks; it would be less painful.
The President would like to remind you that he’s doing a great job in Puerto Rico and that the governor there is perfectly content with recovery efforts.
Puerto Rico Governor Ricardo Rossello just stated: "The Administration and the President, every time we've spoken, they've delivered……
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) September 29, 2017
…The fact is that Puerto Rico has been destroyed by two hurricanes. Big decisions will have to be made as to the cost of its rebuilding!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) September 29, 2017
Some pre-market movers:
ATEN +20.3%, AEHR +16.5%, SGH +12.4%, APVO +11.1%, TSN +6%, PLAB +4.9%, ZYNE +4.8%, PARR +4%, KBH +3.5%, SMTS +2.5%, PPC +2.1%, VRX +1.5%, HRL +1.1%, KKR +1.1%, V +1%, PHM +0.9%, BLUE +0.8%
YUMA -9.6%, PRTA -5.5%, ZGNX -5.2%, NITE -4.3%, GLYC -2.7%, PE -2%, NXST -1.1%, CSGP -0.7%, HLT -0.5%
And analyst moves:
Lazy Puerto Rico will be fine. They will be dancing in the streets, not working and collecting welfare regardless if their shit house outside is destroyed or not.
https://tinyurl.com/y9kjk8dm
With first class infrastructure after we rebuild the entire fucking island
Actually I’m ok with that. Make it great so those roaches don’t come to the states
Hey, hey, hey….Puerto Ricans are not lazy. They just like to relax a lot.
Freakin Zionist inspired hurricanes fucked everything up…
Trump’s lack of humanity and self-delusion is beyond shocking. He’s a freak. But at least the oranged man is focused on bringing God and Country back to football.
Lol land of the protestor!
If I had the time, I’d be checking out real estate in P.R. right now. But alas, I can always visit beachfront property without having to own it (or clean it up).
love morning poppers!