Are you enjoying yourselves, yet again? I hope you’re happy. See what you’ve done. Markets just go higher every minute of every day, producing new millionaires with each passing day. I don’t know about you, but I am not content in a world where everyone is rich. After all, if everyone is rich, who the fuck is gonna be poor? Certainly not me.
Banks are leading the fray, especially regional cock-suckers.
Here are today’s ETF winners, courtesy of Exoudus.
In summary, yields are soaring, causing banks to take out their whips and lash short sellers with them. Semis are rocking higher after Micron crushed estimates. Everything else, but gold, is pressing higher — because why the fuck not?
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Told you guys. At some point the (programmed) increases are just gonna look silly. Case in point…